This week in Trump World

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TW is a hodgepodge of Trump quotes, tweets, cabinet advice, and Trump news friends, on topics and ideas not fake at all.

Shawn Spicer will try to clarity any news in TW which conflicts with reality or seems virtually impossible.
Global warming is not only a hoax but is being caused by the last administration.
Donald Jr has zero contact with his father except when they talk on the phone which isn't really contact per DJT.
Donald does his best thinking while golfing a Mar-a-Lago, Trump advisers claim the universe is in better alignment there.
Trump believes what he believes because he believes what he believes, does that help?
VP Pence is in the deep South compassionately explaining healthcare as government overreach to patients dying of needed care.
Pres Trump is saving all his tweets on a private server so he can sell them and make money for Sasquatch victims.
Pizzagate was almost as bad as Watergate except there were no burglars, no gate, but they did have pizza.
Pres Trump doesn't drink because he wants to maintain complete mental control when tweeting.
Pres Trump informed Jeff Sessions there was no need for cross burning on the White House lawn.
Scott Pruitt thinks there is no need for environmental regulations since Armageddon is right around the corner.
Trump finds proof of wire tapping, a loose wire was found under rug in WH.
Three million illegal Hillary voters were found in caves near Roswell and are now running back to Mexico.
Digital cameras were rigged by the Obama administration so that only part of Trump's inaugural crowd was shown.

Stay tuned for more important and not fake or made up news from Trump and the associated news agencies that verify the truth of Trump World.

TW best Tweets of Week:

Healthcare under Trumpcare will be the bestest and most likest in history and cheapest too!
Did you see the crowds at Mar-a-Lago jealous huh!
Shot a 69 at Mar-a-logo people laughed did they think I was lying!
Snow storm coming bad bad Dem's fault told you Global warming was made up!
Proof? Kellyann sees microwaves messages almost daily, they're real!
I have the best sources the best news the best friends the best hotels!
Don't I look so good saluting! Real soldier like!
Obamacare is imploding, all these people getting healthcare, un-American!
Media is rude I'm not they sure suck!


Sources, advisers, and publicists for Trump World information: Breitbart, Townhall, Red State, AlexJones, Newsmax, Fox, OAN, Rush, and especially Friends at Fox.

Upcoming in TW: DJT finds WMDs, Gov Christie helps DJT with diet advice, DJT and Sarah Palin practice shooting at gun range proving mentally challenged people are OK with guns.
 
"We were concerned that, given his “straightforward” or "outsider" presentation and charisma, he would appeal to people who were unaware of the dangers of his obvious narcissistic personality type, and the offensive behaviors that can accompany it. These behaviors include but are not limited to condescension, gross exaggeration (lying), bullying, jealousy, fragile self-esteem, lack of compassion, and viewing the world as Us-vs.-Them. Having observed the schoolyard-bully tactics Trump employed during public debates, as well as his boasting presentation during interviews, we felt it was important to raise awareness about his behaviors. So in January 2016, we posted Bullies: An Exploration Into Different Types of Bullies." https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-time-cure/201702/the-elephant-in-the-room
 
TW Updates:

Sean Spicer has clarified wiretap fiasco, tells CNN auto correct and the British were the cause.
White House press briefings are so entertaining they now draw more viewers than 'The Bold and the Beautiful''.
Donald J. Trump has only spent 22% of his time as president golfing and sunning at Mar-a-lago.
Latest unconstitutional ban on immigrants signed by Pres Trump ruled unconstitutional by federal judge. Strike two.
VP pence says his private use of email was different than Hillary's use, his was more private and more better too.
DJT is clear the Jewish bomb threats are once again the work of the last administration to make his voters look bad.
Reduced taxes for the wealthiest Americans is a great great Healthcare plan per DJT.
Kellyanne is first in line for ethics training in the Trump administration, most of the admin to follow.
DJT welcomes Julia Hahn the female Bannon and Breitbart anti immigration scholar.
Steve Bannon claims less government depth works best, he points to Hoover's presidency as proof that lack of depth works.
The Wall will only cost 21 billion, that along with tax relief for the wealthiest, aka healthcare, will bring down the deficit per DJT.
DJT financial stake in the Dakota pipeline had nothing to do with his Oking the work. Koch brothers agree.
Trump portrait on sale now, "no challenge is to great" it reads, but this one was paid for by sign waving Trump voters.
'Trumpcare, the Republican pay more for less care act' is moving along and may actually beat the Wall in completion.
White House curtains now gold, Pres Trump says great great great color. One great thing accomplished.
Press relationship improving, Bannon told the press to "keep its mouth shut' and Kellyanne Conway "ripped a new one".
America first budget will include no funds for Art or public radio to support DJT pledge to make America great great great.
Trump promised never to lie to his people, his people, others are open to lies and other misinformation.


We sincerely hope these updates clarify any misunderstanding caused by fake news sources. Pres Trump favorite news source is found at your food store check-out. No fake news in the National Inquirer. Read it and make sure you all see DJT on Fox and Friends discussing classified intelligence information again this week.

DJT quote of the week: My voters is good solid cornpone kinda folk, they ain't too racist and most don't even know what misogynist means, that's a joke folks, just a joke. Great I say make America great and win win we're gonna win....
 
Another week goes by and the lies mount and BS grows and the cheering squad cheers...."Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel." Racine

TW Updates: week of 03/19/17

Sean Spicer further clarifies wiretap issue, it was the British under instructions from Andrew Napolitano.
Trump thinks meals on wheels is a waste of money, no one who lives in the Trump Tower needs them he says.
White House press briefings are so entertaining writers for SNL worry they may no longer be needed.
Trump's lawyers seek to ban teenager's kitten paws punching Pres video under new Trump 1st Amendment.
Per Trump science adviser, global warming will be a great diet aid, people will shrink in heat.
Trump history spokesperson wants to defund Smithsonian as all they cover is past history and not Trump.
Spicer clarifies, 'Nothing the President says about Obamacare is true, but our followers don't care.'
Trump now only spends 21.9 % of his time at his resort in Mar-a-Lago, golf gets him away from fake media.
The Irish proverb was Irish, a Nigerian Irish poet per Kellyanne Conway.
Spicer tells news agencies to watch Fox, AlexJones, and read National Inquirer when he can't clarify answer or question.
Mulvaney claims cuts to Meals on Wheels will help needy get more exercise.
Ivanka Trump's new position at White House will include being the president's female side brain.
Steve Bannon will still be Trump's brain, but will now share the space with Ivanka.
Subsidies for clean water are a waste per new Trump EPA adviser, buy bottled if you are concerned was his comment.
Sean Spicer says golf for Pres Trump is really really different than it was for Pres Obama, he didn't elaborate further.
Trump financial aide says rural areas are fine without government subsidies why ruin their beauty with new roads and good schools.
Trump claims Mar-a-Lago is happiest place on earth not Norway. Trump Tower in NY is second.
Travel Ban unconstitutional again and again....on again and off again....Sean claims this proves Pres is working.
Consumers don't need government keeping them safe and secure per Trump administration. 'Grow Up' will be new slogan.

One can only shake their head and wonder is this America? really!
 
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Another week in Trump World, how long will the fun go on?

Sean Spicer thinks they have finally solved the wire tapping but he wants to discuss with Rep Nunes first.
Rep Nunes was informed by Peter Severa that there was no Russian hacking or election spamming.
Our saber rattling is different than the democratic saber rattling per Sean Spicer.
When DJT tweeted if a president could be impeached for incompetence he didn't mean himself just to be clear.
Pres Trump asked China's leader if China made up global warming but since the answer was in Chinese we can't confirm.
Pres Trump takes credit for the beautiful Spring weather and blames Obama for the recent tornadoes.
Pres Trumps claims sixty million dollars for my golfing at Mar-a-Lago is fine didn't I win this entitlement.
Trump claims being president should benefit his family and hotels as he does so much for some Americans.
Jared Kushner will bring fresh eyes to every issue after all he knows little about any of the issues.
Ivanka says, 'Father knows Best' was her favorite show growing up.
Doesn't Pence look all VP like standing admiringly, gloating slightly as Trump signs EAs.
Trump agrees with NRA and their claim the mentally ill need guns to protect themselves from people mentally ill.
Clarification, Trump tweets nothing is fake if he says it and what he calls fake is fake.
Sean Hannity has argued 'mendacity' is a positive in media coverage, it helps his understanding of the issues.
Use of exclamation points confirms the importance of tweets per Pres Trump.
Comedy shows may switch to tragedy so comedy can make a come back after the Trump comedy passes.
Trump thinks Manaford's money laundering was a good idea, clean money is nicer per Donald.

You can't make this stuff up, can you?

https://www.indy100.com/article/donald-trump-theory-cant-read-illiterate-david-pakman-barely-7567481
 
Trump week

News agencies feel there is no need to cover every Trump tweet, tomorrow's may even be better.
When Pres Trump said he wanted to stay out of intervening in places, he meant Baltimore and Chicago.
Pres Trump hopes he can find a church close to the Mar-a-lago golf course because of his tee time.
Some Americans are beginning to think continuing news coverage of Pres Trump may be worse than water boarding.
The reason Trump tweets are at a twelve year old level is because of his voter's busy lives.
Pres Trump claims his trickle down is a better trickle down than Reagan's trickle down.
Trump doesn't worry about his new business ideas failing, government can't go bankrupt there is always SS to pillage.
With democrats out of power Paul Ryan will be the new focus of investigations and criticism.
White House visitors to be kept secret to protect the identity of the innocent.
Hanover College asked the VP how he could participate in the discrimination, racism, xenophobia, and antipathy toward the poor.
Only republicans can say 'you lie' to democrats, republicans only confabulate per Sean and Joe.
Pres Donald J Trump is not a flip flopper he is flopper flipper according to his friends at Fox, there is a difference.
Seven miles financed so far, Pres Trump, great, great, it will be a great wall. Promise kept, says Pres.
Pres Trump doesn't have time to sue his accusers per Sean, travel between Washington and Florida keeps him too busy.
Joe's Barber Shop in Paducah Ky hired a second barber proving once more work is coming back and Trump is the reason.
Russians no longer know what to make of Pres Trump and neither do most Americans.
Pres Trump says 'the Swamp' is not refilled as news indicates, there are still several empty positions.
Trump's tax plan in a nutshell: there will be rich Americans and poor Americans, simplicity finally.



https://www.propublica.org/article/trumps-wall-how-much-money-does-the-government-have-for-it-now
 
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Trump world continued

Trump, my rallies are the bestest, correspondent's diner not so good.
Trump tweets are now history regardless of applicability to anything at all.
Trump's imaginary armada confused everyone even him.
Trump, where is that armada anyway, Jared on Whitehouse roof looking now.
Trump will reply to national security questions when he hears what Fox and Friends have to say.
Trump, removing millions from healthcare will make my plan more better good.
Trump, my white voters will now be safe, paying for the wall will be a great great privilege for them.
Trump feels SNL is unfair representation of reality, per Sean.
Trump praises Gorsuch, one down, lots more to go, great decision.
Trump likes strong leaders in other countries but not here.
Trump, wall is coming along fine, great great wall. Mar-a-Lago now safe.
Trump, Sean wasn't lying when he claimed he wasn't lying.
Trump holding another unconstitutional EO, ain't my signature the neatest.
 
midcan5 said:
"We were concerned that, given his “straightforward” or "outsider" presentation and charisma, he would appeal to people who were unaware of the dangers of his obvious narcissistic personality type, and the offensive behaviors that can accompany it. These behaviors include but are not limited to condescension, gross exaggeration (lying), bullying, jealousy, fragile self-esteem, lack of compassion, and viewing the world as Us-vs.-Them. Having observed the schoolyard-bully tactics Trump employed during public debates, as well as his boasting presentation during interviews, we felt it was important to raise awareness about his behaviors. So in January 2016, we posted Bullies: An Exploration Into Different Types of Bullies." https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-time-cure/201702/the-elephant-in-the-room
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Nailed it.

Combine that with a minimal attention span and complete ignorance of policy.

Great witch's brew, huh?
 
you gotta love This Trump guy. IF, IF you are a true blooded American, hearing a leader tell it like it is, is so refreshing.

Even his own party is just now starting to get used to it. They see the light so to speak.

GOD BLESS AMERICA
 
The world of Trump continues.....

While Trump's interviews are fact free his followers hear promise kept.
One hundred days of unconstitutional EOs, great great great, tweets Trump.
Trump, children don't need healthy food, they need Trumpcare.
Trump's social director claims fat people die sooner reducing health deficits.
Andrew Jackson great great slave owner, wanted slaves freed great great man per DJT.
Trump my brain is full of history just full of history, full of history....full....
Sean explains, Trump doesn't lie in his own mind.
Trump wishes reporters were more like his cheering crowds, cheering not thinking.
Sean we already know Obamacare is more popular than Trumpcare but who cares, he won..
Libertarians, polluters and Donald agree, who needs the EPA anyway.
Trump finally realizes presidency wasn't only about setting up family businesses.
One fifth of the hundred days playing golf ain't that bad per Sean.
Sean blames Obama for everything he can't give credit to Trump.
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Ivanka and Jared to save the day.
Trump, who was the last person I talked to, he got it right, I think....


"On Day One, we will begin working on an impenetrable, physical, tall, powerful, beautiful southern border wall. We will use the best technology, including above - and below -ground sensors. That’s the tunnels. Remember that. Above and below. Above - and below -ground sensors, towers, aerial surveillance and manpower to supplement the wall, find and dislocate tunnels and keep out criminal cartels and Mexico, you know that, will work with us." Donald Trump speech, 8/31/16
 
The Wisdum and profundity of DJT

"I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.”
"The point is that you can't be too greedy."
"I love the poorly educated."
"Private jets cost a lot of money."
"A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate."
“In terms of achievement, I think I’d give myself an A, I think I get an A in terms of what I’ve actually done."
"We need a great president."
"Obama does not like the issue of where he was born."
“I thought being President would be easier than my old life.”
"I actually don't have a bad hairline."
“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”
“All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
“My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”
“I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
"You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the...."

http://thenewpress.com/books/strangers-their-own-land
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Trump world continues unabated....

Breitbart reports, deep state so deep they can't find Steve Bannon.
DJT may follow advice of Drudge and reduce staff to Fox and Friends for security matters.
Trump may have given out confidential info to the Russians but our media will blame media who will blame media.
Trump thinks Russians should be kept in the loop, Fox now agrees, and they agree again, being Fox.
Fox news analysts claim defending Trump's leaks keeps their viewers buying gold and silver.
The National Inquirer reports aliens revealed secrets to Russia not our president, they claim confirmation from aliens.
Did you see the republicans clapping over AHCA, it was just like watching the North Koreans clap for their leader.
Donald Trump and Paul Ryan selfie duplicated Kim Jong-Un's and Korean missile selfie.
Trump will correct 'ravages' of Obamacare with no healthcare or ravages.
You see that great selfie with congress, they have healthcare paid for by Americans, thus the big smiles.
Civil war would not have been fought if Donald J Trump were born then, per Sean.
Trump loves history he just doesn't read it or know any history.
Sean, Trump is not a fake president even though most of his EOs are sorta fake.
Rumor has it, Trump fired Comey because he was taller and that made Trump feel even more insecure.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders' nervous jaw twisting signals she's not making it up.
Huckabee Sanders pinch hits for Sean who is now battling Trump reality, a rare mental condition.
Trump actually said priming the pump, isn't that clever of our president claims Fox.
Donald J Trump may have been a draft dodger but give him the presidency, see how strong he is now.
Right wing media is reporting they are preparing excuses for the next Trump screw up.


http://nymag.com/daily/intelligence...ainst-press-leaks-not-trump-russia-leaks.html
 
Guille said:
You lost, get over it.
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G, It's kinda funny but for us Trump doesn't matter in any sense. The republicans can roll back the twentieth century, get rid of all the programs that help Americans etc and we will be fine and life will not change. And Hillary hatred so dominates the right that now another fake murder story is actually believed? Too too funny. Ironically I mentioned Fox pseudo news several times above in Trump world. But this is fun, we didn't lose and I / we gained something to laugh about, hopefully the play continues.

"Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile." Mark Twain

Oh and if anyone is interested in the creation of Hillary hatred see this book. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/34804468-the-destruction-of-hillary-clinton


"I shall allow no man to belittle my soul by making me hate him." Booker T. Washington
 
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