Three Kids, One Flute
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AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
My solution?
A gets the flute.
B charges for the concert.
C works for them.
They get to hear the music and be happy.
Win-win-win.
A gets the flute.
B charges for the concert.
C works for them.
They get to hear the music and be happy.
Win-win-win.
NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
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NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
I don't think issues like this should ever come up.
The legal language should be quite clear as to who gets the flute.
I believe in big government, remember?
On top of that, kids give me a rash.
The legal language should be quite clear as to who gets the flute.
I believe in big government, remember?
On top of that, kids give me a rash.
Yakuda
Verified User
My solution?
A gets the flute.
B charges for the concert.
C works for them.
They get to hear the music and be happy.
Win-win-win.
The leftist cunt version
A gets the flute and sues B because A believes they are a woman and women don't get paid as much as men.
B hires C to clean the toilets but C is a leftist shit stain who thinks cleaning toilets is worth 15/hour so goes on strike.
C is angry that he doesnt get paid enough so does crack and holds a gun to a prgenant lady's belly to get money from her. Then he tries passing bogus bills to buy shit and then won't get in the police car when arrested.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
10/10
Jade Dragon
And I'm the one that jaded you.
If a flute was a need like medicine or food it would flip the whole thing around. Since it's not, it belongs to B.
Jade Dragon
And I'm the one that jaded you.
Yakuda follows you around enough. It looks like he has a troll crush.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
Will it help if I told him I am not a homosexual?
Jade Dragon
And I'm the one that jaded you.
Probably not, a troll crush will only grow if you tell him anything.
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
LOL. Good point.
Yakuda
Verified User
Its good to know you don't have enough fucking balls to talk directly to me. You're a retarded bitch.
T. A. Gardner
Thread Killer
If it's a skin flute A then B, and C if you're into that sort of thing...
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
Hey hey hey think of the children.
T. A. Gardner
Thread Killer
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
That's what Biden would say, right before fondling them...
He's the Pied Piper President?
NiftyNiblick
1960s Chick Magnet
Depends on how the person reading it to him tells it.
T. A. Gardner
Thread Killer
Well, there's always the Solomonic approach... You tell the kids you're going to break the flute in to three equal pieces and give each of them a piece because that's "Fair and equal." Isn't that the Progressive approach to these things?
AProudLefty
The remora of JPP
T. A. Gardner
Thread Killer
That would mean there's three mothers?
Possibly, but irrelevant. I have the flute in hand according to the example. There are three children present who want it. I break it into three equal parts and give them each one. That's fair. Of course, I could wait for their responses to my decision and base my actions on that. I'd expect the responses to be:
A. Well, I guess if that's what you want to do...
B. No! I spent lots of time and materials on making it! Don't destroy it!
C. Whatever...
B would get it because she's the only one that cares about the flute. The other two are essentially getting a variant of Fruit of a poisonous tree. That is, they are being rewarded for doing nothing with C being the least worthy of the group.