Threedee Resists Temptation of Voter Fraud: Returns 2 Ballots

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Completely Effed
Today I received two absentee ballots in the mail from King County Dept. of Elections. Neither of the names were even for the previous owners that sold me my house three months ago. I have no idea why these ballots are so out of date, and someone (possibly the carrier) wrote a question mark on each one. I guess they hoped I could clarify one or both.

Anyway, I stuck them back in my box, raised the flag, and left a piece of paper asking that they please be returned to the KC Elections Department, annotating both recipient names and signed my name. Hopefully, they will fix the problem. I must say that my faith in KC Elections hasn't budged at all since the 2004 gubernatorial race. Well done, fellow Washingtonians!!

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Today I received two absentee ballots in the mail from King County Dept. of Elections. Neither of the names were even for the previous owners that sold me my house three months ago. I have no idea why these ballots are so out of date, and someone (possibly the carrier) wrote a question mark on each one. I guess they hoped I could clarify one or both.

Anyway, I stuck them back in my box, raised the flag, and left a piece of paper asking that they please be returned to the KC Elections Department, annotating both recipient names and signed my name. Hopefully, they will fix the problem. I must say that my faith in KC Elections hasn't budged at all since the 2004 gubernatorial race. Well done, fellow Washingtonians!!

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It was your noble patrician blood that allowed such occurances.
 
She votes in NV, which is actually in play. My state is not in play, although Obama still managed to drop like a rock compared with 2008. The state offices are up for grabs this year, and there are some strong candidates up for the GOP, such as AG Rob McKenna for governor, who was re-elected AG in 2008 with like 61% of the vote. Dems are frantically trying to tear down his moderate label in their current TV ads. Meanwhile, it looks as though the Dems will be keeping both US Senate seats again this year...
 
At least, I assume she votes in Nevada, but she could be registered in California. Perhaps she will clear that up for us. Personally, I'd rather she just vote in California, because she can't possibly hurt it anymore than it is already suffering.
 
Today I received two absentee ballots in the mail from King County Dept. of Elections. Neither of the names were even for the previous owners that sold me my house three months ago. I have no idea why these ballots are so out of date, and someone (possibly the carrier) wrote a question mark on each one. I guess they hoped I could clarify one or both.

Anyway, I stuck them back in my box, raised the flag, and left a piece of paper asking that they please be returned to the KC Elections Department, annotating both recipient names and signed my name. Hopefully, they will fix the problem. I must say that my faith in KC Elections hasn't budged at all since the 2004 gubernatorial race. Well done, fellow Washingtonians!!

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Well you certainly violated the Floridian electoral principal of "vote early and vote often!".
 
Yeah, I thought to myself, "bwahaha," but the truth is I would never do anything to jeopardize my military career, regardless of what I think about it ethically and morally. For example, no illicit drug use while I wear the uniform, regardless of whether we Washingtonians legalize marijuana this November.
 
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