Im sorry to hear that about you.Jesus hates liars.
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people often confuse me with Jesus because I'm so awesome.Im sorry to hear that about you.![]()
Now I know you’re a liar.people often confuse me with Jesus because I'm so awesome.
let's just say, I have a massive sandal collection.Now I know you’re a liar.![]()

I bet you wear socks with them.let's just say, I have a massive sandal collection.
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Summon your flying monkeys wicked one. They will drop out of the air like ducks on a hunt!Click those ruby heels, Dorothy!
god damn you!I bet you wear socks with them.
how did you figure out where I lived?
He better bring plenty of tampons. He's going to need them