TIME FOR PHILOSORAPTOR!!!!!!

The Anonymous

The Anonymous

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Philosoraptor has nothing on Yogi Berra;

"A nickel aint worth a dime anymore."

"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. "

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

"It ain't the heat, it's the humility. "

"It gets late early out there."
 
Mottleydude said:
Philosoraptor has nothing on Yogi Berra;

"A nickel aint worth a dime anymore."

"Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. "

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

"It ain't the heat, it's the humility. "

"It gets late early out there."
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I love Yogi! I have a baseball book with an entire chapter of Yogi-isms. They never fail to make me laugh. I still chuckle at his Aflac commercials too, though I've seen them at least a hundred times.
 
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Apparently, he had a drive-way on either end of the fork, so it didn't matter which road you took to get to his house. But it still sounds like his usual nonsense. :)
 
Damn, when I saw this thread had been bumped, my first instinct was to make an Anonymous post, but I see Watermark beat me to it. Fuck!
 
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