Tom, a serious question

[Billy the Great Khan]

I heard from someone, who I'd like to remain anonymous, that you've contracted Ligma. Is this true?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

OK....so asking Tom if he's contracted a fictional disease is a serious question?

 

[Jade Dragon]

OK....so asking Tom if he's contracted a fictional disease is a serious question?

I was wondering what Ligma was.

 

[ThatOwlWoman]

I was wondering what Ligma was.

I sincerely hope that it has nothing to do with smegma.

Whew. It doesn't.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=LIGMA

 

[cancel2 2022]

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

I was wondering what Ligma was.

Ligma balls

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Oh god, I thought Tom would have taken the bait before someone else but I'm just glad I got it in when I did.

I don't know why this is so funny but it is nonetheless.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I was wondering what Ligma was.

Well if you're an immature male netizen it's slang for "lick my".

 

[cancel2 2022]

Oh god, I thought Tom would have taken the bait before someone else but I'm just glad I got it in when I did.

I don't know why this is so funny but it is nonetheless.

That's because you're an ocean going cockwomble.