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Topspin decides to try horseback riding for the first time.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, he mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Topspin begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up his frail grip, Topspin attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.
Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup and he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.
As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune.....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees Topspin's dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
With no lessons, nor prior experience, he mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but Topspin begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up his frail grip, Topspin attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety.
Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup and he is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over.
As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune.....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees Topspin's dilemma and unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
