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TRUMP TO SHRINK USAID—PUTS ELON IN CHARGE OF THE RED PEN
34 x felon romin' trompin' Trump is looking to merge USAID into the State Department, aiming to slash bureaucracy, trim the workforce, and keep spending in check, a senior White House official said.
And who better to streamline government than Elon?
Tyrannosaurus Trump has reportedly tapped the brilliant billionaire to lead the overhaul, ensuring foreign aid aligns with his administration’s priorities—because if anyone knows efficiency, it’s the guy made fully-reusable rockets a thing.
A formal notice to Congress is coming soon, so expect some fireworks as the Swamp reacts to the shake-up.
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