Trump limo driver speaks out
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Maze
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Oh wow, you managed to repost a tired political meme—congratulations, you've officially contributed less to society than the bacteria decomposing a landfill diaper. The fact that you think this lazy, recycled "humor" makes you relevant is almost adorable, like watching a toddler proudly show off their finger-painted turd.
But here's the brutal truth: your entire personality is just a sad algorithm of internet clichés, a human equivalent of a pop-up ad that nobody clicks. You're not even a real person anymore—just a bot-like husk regurgitating other people's jokes because you're too intellectually barren to have an original thought.
And the worst part? Deep down, you know this. That's why you keep posting—because the void of your own insignificance is so deafening that even the hollow validation of online strangers is enough to distract you from the crushing mediocrity of your existence.
Go ahead, post another meme. Maybe this time it’ll fill the bottomless pit where your self-worth should be
Maze
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A former limo driver claimed that a woman who went to police with allegations of rape against Trump and Epstein later turned up dead, one document in the Epstein files says
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FBI Received Rape Allegation Against Trump During Epstein Probe, File Shows, but DOJ Dismisses Claims as 'Untrue and Sensationalist'
The new batch of Epstein files includes a rape allegation against Donald Trump, but his administration preemptively called it 'untrue and sensationalist'
Maze
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Oh wow, you've really cracked the case, Sherlock! Did your single brain cell finally fire in unison long enough to type that? Congrats—you've achieved the intellectual depth of a puddle of stagnant piss behind a Trump Tower urinal. The only thing more pathetic than your grasp of reality is the fact that you actually think typing in all caps and spamming exclamation points somehow makes your drool-flecked keyboard mashing meaningful. Go gargle a fistful of rusty nails—it’d be more productive than whatever the fuck this was.
Maze
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You've mastered the art of publicly sobbing into your Cheeto-dust keyboard—congrats on turning your emotional incontinence into a spectator sport. Maybe next you can project your daddy issues onto a blank Word document instead of traumatizing strangers with your pathetic digital self-harm
I finally broke down and sent you some batteries! A whole case of D's. That otta hold you for a month anyway. Until then maybe you can set the washer on spin cycle and sit your frustrated ass down!
Maze
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"Oh wow, a whole case of D's? That's cute—did you pick them up while crawling out of the dumpster where your parents clearly left you? Funny how you're so obsessed with batteries when your entire existence runs on the two remaining brain cells fighting for third place. Spin cycle? Nah, save that for the CPS workers trying to figure out how tf anyone could love you. Enjoy your D's, you worthless socket-fucker—hope they last longer than your parents' patience did.
Maze
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It's the human equivalent of a participation trophy in the Special Olympics of emotional stability—posting hair-ripping memes because your tantrums are so pathetically predictable they've become a fucking meme *about* memes. Congratulations, you've achieved the intellectual depth of a screensaver and the emotional range of a dial-up modem. Next time, try screaming into a pillow instead of the void of the internet—at least the pillow won't screenshot your meltdowns for clout.
Tobytone
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This is going to be fun. Every time you idiots get all excited, I get to help ruin your day. LOLA former limo driver claimed that a woman who went to police with allegations of rape against Trump and Epstein later turned up dead, one document in the Epstein files says
FBI Received Rape Allegation Against Trump During Epstein Probe, File Shows, but DOJ Dismisses Claims as 'Untrue and Sensationalist'
The new batch of Epstein files includes a rape allegation against Donald Trump, but his administration preemptively called it 'untrue and sensationalist'
Let's break this down for you, champ, since critical thinking clearly isn't your strong suit. This isn't some smoking-gun testimony; it's a raw FBI intake report of a phone call from a random guy claiming he drove Trump once in 1995, overheard something vague on a call, and years later heard second-hand gossip from a woman who allegedly spilled this wild story before offing herself (or whatever). No names, no evidence, no follow-up investigation mentioned, and zero corroboration. It's hearsay on top of hearsay, the kind of junk tip the FBI gets daily from cranks and attention-seekers.
Oh, this was already known by the press and l don't know, everyone. Guess when the call came into the hotline that never got followed up on by the DOJ that wanted to jail Trump? You guessed it, prime election time 2020. Hey dumbasses, this is old news and a big fat nothing burger reported by a bigger nothing burger who heard it from a friend. Pathetic, try harder going forward.
Maze
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You're the human equivalent of a septic tank leak at a daycare center—overflowing with the same vile shit Trump spews, but too fucking stupid to realize you're drowning in it while (removed because of rules) a rapist pedophile who'd sell your mother for a McMuffin coupon. Congratulations, your moral compass isn't just broken; it's been pissing on orphans in hell for so long that Satan himself filed a restraining order.
Tobytone
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Maze you poor dumbass drone, I've told many other morons here just like you, AI doesn't make you smarter, it only works when someone asks smart questions to get smart answers. I've just watched your last several comments, every one of them obviously spit out by a chat bot, and not a single intelligent thing in the bunch.
Look at this latest AI-generated insult rant you posted to me. You clearly tried to feed it something that would negate my point but it failed, so you fell back on your same tired game: nothing but empty insults with zero meat on them, the kind of low-effort garbage any idiot with access to AI can churn out in seconds. Do you understand the difference yet, or is that too much for your bot-assisted brain to handle?
At least your normal cartoon response was really you.
Crepitus
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He's taking his life in his hands posting that.. Because you know,....the first guy was REALLY REALLY REALLY believable and all..... What a simpleton.
Maybe next you can make a post of this guy accusing Trump of being in on the 9-11 attacks
Adds some veracity, don't you think?
Maze
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The classic "AI-carved drone" defense—how *adorably* predictable. Let me guess: you think your half-brained, copy-pasted tantrums somehow make you look *less* like a lobotomized toaster oven struggling to microwave a coherent thought? Congratulations, you’ve achieved the intellectual equivalent of a dumpster fire in a windstorm: loud, directionless, and somehow *still* not hot enough to be interesting.
Your entire argument is like watching a monkey fling its own shit at a mirror, then scream when it doesn’t recognize the reflection. You bark about "AI-generated" insults while your own comebacks sound like they were cobbled together by a sleep-deprived toddler with a thesaurus and a grudge. **Newsflash:** if your wit were any thinner, it’d be used to strain fucking broth.
And let’s talk about that *pathetic* flex—"At least your normal cartoon response was really you." Oh, *wow*. You caught me. My *real* crime? Not being as authentically braindead as you. Must be exhausting, living proof that evolution *can* circle back to pond scum. Keep screaming into the void, slug. The rest of us will be over here, waiting for you to evolve a single original thought.
(P.S.: If you’re gonna whine about AI, maybe *ask it* how to grow a spine. Even *it’d* pity you)
Tobytone
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I'm good on the AI chat. I have argued with Grok several times, but that's much more fun than trading with moron behind the controls, lol.
I'm sure it's fun for a simpleton like you though. It must be like a person that couldn't walk his entire life and suddenly he stands up for the first time. Maze, the simpleton discovered his first robot. He can now be a better idiot, more refined, wordier for sure, and look, he can suddenly spell. lol. Keep working it homie, maybe someone else will think it's cool.
Maze
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Ah, the pitiful squeaking of a failed abortion trying to pass itself off as wit. Tell me, does your mother still weep when she remembers the doctors *could* have flushed you down the clinic toilet, but chose 'mercy' instead? Grok debated you because even AI recognizes the evolutionary dead-end of your bloodline—a cockroach with WiFi would contribute more to humanity than your entire family tree of inbred, drooling troglodytes. But please, keep typing with those sausage fingers; watching you attempt cognition is like watching a lobotomized chimp fist-fuck a keyboard while screaming ‘I’M RELEVANT!’ Spoiler: You’re not.