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Washington DC – President Trump placed heterosexual white people on the Endangered Species List. The commander-in-chief tweeted that Director Andrew Canard of the United States Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) is including whites on the list alongside protected species like the Christmas Island goshawk, Staghorn coral, and the White-winged wood duck.
White House sources state President Trump and his team have a few suggestions on how to protect white heterosexual men and women. They include:
Every white straight man will receive Alex Jones’ special brand of testosterone boosting I’m No Soy Boy Man-Building Supplement.
White privilege is now a tax deduction.
The United States Fish and Wildlife Service will provide special habitats for white people to thrive. The states of Vermont, West Virginia, and Idaho are being reserved for whites and whites only.
White Evangelicals are ecstatic with the new protections. However, most believe the law doesn’t go far enough. “What about white babies still stuck in their mommas?” asked Baptist preacher man Justinian P. Drew. “We need the United States Fish and Wildlife Service to protect the unborn!”
MAGA
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/laughi...-white-people-on-the-endangered-species-list/
White House sources state President Trump and his team have a few suggestions on how to protect white heterosexual men and women. They include:
Every white straight man will receive Alex Jones’ special brand of testosterone boosting I’m No Soy Boy Man-Building Supplement.
White privilege is now a tax deduction.
The United States Fish and Wildlife Service will provide special habitats for white people to thrive. The states of Vermont, West Virginia, and Idaho are being reserved for whites and whites only.
White Evangelicals are ecstatic with the new protections. However, most believe the law doesn’t go far enough. “What about white babies still stuck in their mommas?” asked Baptist preacher man Justinian P. Drew. “We need the United States Fish and Wildlife Service to protect the unborn!”
MAGA
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/laughi...-white-people-on-the-endangered-species-list/