The Anonymous
Bag On My Head
The Harris-Biden bus was rolling down the highway when Kamala Harris and her running mate Joe heard a low rumbling behind them.
"Oh no!" Harris shrieked. "It's him!"
The Presidential War Wagon forced the bus off a Texas highway.
The Harris-Biden bus tried to get away, making for a strong DEMOCRAT voter area over the Mexican border.
But Trump's driving skills are unmatched and they couldn't shake him.
Trump leaped out of the War Wagon onto the Harris-Biden bus armed with a sawed-off shotgun and rode Kamala like a jackass.
At publishing time, Harris and Biden were still screaming like little girls as the rest of Trump's motorcade approached, led by Lil' Wayne playing a guitar that shot out flames.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-rams-biden-harris-bus-off-highway-in-presidential-war-rig/