Trumpet

J

jakemax

Banned
This guy was traveling through Arkansas and stopped at a country gas station to use the facilities. He walked in the men's room and he was shocked! A man was leaning against the wall with his pants down while man behind him with his pants down fag porked him in the ass! And if that wasn't bad enough, another guy was fag porking the second guy as well! Shocked, the guy ran into the station and reported it to manager. The manager, a Welshman named tommy got an odd look on his face and asked if the guy in the middle had on brown overalls and a green John Deere hat?

Guy: As a matter of fact he did!
Tommy: Oh, that's just old trumpet. He's lucky at cards too!
 
jakemax said:
This guy was traveling through Arkansas and stopped at a country gas station to use the facilities. He walked in the men's room and he was shocked! A man was leaning against the wall with his pants down while man behind him with his pants down fag porked him in the ass! And if that wasn't bad enough, another guy was fag porking the second guy as well! Shocked, the guy ran into the station and reported it to manager. The manager, a Welshman named tommy got an odd look on his face and asked if the guy in the middle had on brown overalls and a green John Deere hat?

Guy: As a matter of fact he did!
Tommy: Oh, that's just old trumpet. He's lucky at cards too!
Click to expand...

:lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup:

Hey Cum Drops, you'll have to do better than this.
 
Last edited:
jakemax said:
This guy was traveling through Arkansas and stopped at a country gas station to use the facilities. He walked in the men's room and he was shocked! A man was leaning against the wall with his pants down while man behind him with his pants down fag porked him in the ass! And if that wasn't bad enough, another guy was fag porking the second guy as well! Shocked, the guy ran into the station and reported it to manager. The manager, a Welshman named tommy got an odd look on his face and asked if the guy in the middle had on brown overalls and a green John Deere hat?

Guy: As a matter of fact he did!
Tommy: Oh, that's just old trumpet. He's lucky at cards too!
Click to expand...

^Tribute thread.

Owned
 
jakemax said:
This guy was traveling through Arkansas and stopped at a country gas station to use the facilities. He walked in the men's room and he was shocked! A man was leaning against the wall with his pants down while man behind him with his pants down fag porked him in the ass! And if that wasn't bad enough, another guy was fag porking the second guy as well! Shocked, the guy ran into the station and reported it to manager. The manager, a Welshman named tommy got an odd look on his face and asked if the guy in the middle had on brown overalls and a green John Deere hat?

Guy: As a matter of fact he did!
Tommy: Oh, that's just old trumpet. He's lucky at cards too!
Click to expand...

Another redneck, toothless fuck like you was fucking a sheep in Dumfuck, AL. The townspeople ran up to him and said screemed, "you idiot! what are you doing? That's JakMax's girlfriend!"
 
Trumpet said:
:lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup::lolup:

Hey Cum Drops, you'll have to do better than this.
Click to expand...

3 gay natives said, "jakemax, for being a twumptard, you have the choice.. another buttfuck session, or death?". JakeMax, being the homphobe he is saud "ok, Death!".

And the natives said, then death it shall be.. but it will be death by buttfuck!!!!
 
LurchAddams said:
Domer and a bunch of other friends were sitting in a hot tub. All of the sudden a glob of semen floats to the surface.. all Domer's friends scowl and screem, "Domer, no more farting!!".
Click to expand...

Aren’t third grade jokes great? They never get old.
 
domer76 said:
Aren’t third grade jokes great? They never get old.
Click to expand...

I know.. the OP is a wonderful example of prose composed by someone not yet matriculated to grade 4. Glad you caught on to that brain fart.

Fuck off.

Also, eat me.

That is all.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top