Twitter employees using own toilet paper after Elon Musk cuts janitors

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Some of Twitter’s remaining employees have reportedly begun bringing their own toilet paper to the office as Elon Musk implements sweeping cost-cutting measures at the company.

Musk’s scramble to save money included a move this month to abruptly fire janitors who worked at the company’s San Francisco headquarters. The cuts came after the janitors had gone on strike for more pay.

The absence of janitors has “left the office in disarray,” with bathrooms that have “grown dirty” and persistent smells of “leftover takeout food and body odor,” the New York Times reported, citing sources familiar with the matter.

The report said some employees are bringing in their own toilet paper because no janitors are on hand to replace supplies. Musk has purportedly packed Twitter employees onto two floors while shutting down four others.

Other budget-conscious moves included a decision by Musk to shut down one of Twitter’s data centers in Sacramento, Calif., despite reported concerns among some employees that it could hurt the site’s performance.

On Christmas Eve, Musk tweeted that Twitter was still working “even after I disconnected one of the more sensitive server racks.” The site experienced a widespread outage on Thursday, though its exact cause remains unclear.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/30/twitt...offices-stink-after-musk-cut-janitors-report/

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Awww... The Gen Z'ers or whatever they're called, have to clean up after themselves... What a horrible burden that must be...
 
Who will resupply toilet paper and clean the bathrooms, PoopProphet?

did you think the janitors on strike had been resupplying toilet paper?........perhaps the people he hires after the janitors he was paying stopped doing it and went on strike will resupply items...(why are you proud of your continuing ignorance).....
 
Never lived there. You? Why do you think that's pertinent to the conversation, goat? Or is it just your usual psychotic ramblings before oatmeal is served?
I've been to Mexico enough to know TP won't flush down the toilet so it gets put in a bag. My question is how did you know this?
 
I've been to Mexico enough to know TP won't flush down the toilet so it gets put in a bag.

My question is how did you know this?
Was this part of your drug smuggling operation? You're smart enough not to compete with the Cartels, so I'm guessing you were smuggling boner pills and Donkey Show porn DVDs. Is that how you met TOP? Was she a "movie star"?

I never had to use a bag for my TP in Mexico. All the toilets flushed. OTOH, I was working in a legitimate business and staying in a legitimate hotel.
 
Was this part of your drug smuggling operation? You're smart enough not to compete with the Cartels, so I'm guessing you were smuggling boner pills and Donkey Show porn DVDs. Is that how you met TOP? Was she a "movie star"?

I never had to use a bag for my TP in Mexico. All the toilets flushed. OTOH, I was working in a legitimate business and staying in a legitimate hotel.
The legitimate hotels are run by the cartels. Regular folk put the TP in a bag.
 
The legitimate hotels are run by the cartels. Regular folk put the TP in a bag.
At least the toilets flushed.

Did you enjoy carrying your shit paper around in a bag, goat? Was it difficult to get it through customs?
 
At least the toilets flushed.

Did you enjoy carrying your shit paper around in a bag, goat? Was it difficult to get it through customs?
The purpose of moving to Mexico is to live on the cheap. Everyone learns to put the TP in a bag.
 
Musk is not paying vendors and landlords what he is contractually required to pay them, because he claims Twitter is bankrupt in all but name. That is not a good sign for Twitter.
 
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