An Army veteran with a promising career as a chef was busted for drugs while dressed as a clown.
It was the wee hours —far too late for any kid’s birthday party—and the circus wasn’t in town.
So when a man wearing a clown suit walked into a Waffle House in downtown Athens, Georgia it wasn’t as if he was the evening’s hired entertainment.
No, Jacob Worthington, in full funnyman regalia, landed on a stool at the front of the counter and started allegedly puffing a bowl full of meth, turning the greasy spoon into his personal drug den.
The potluck disco party for one sparked fear in the skeleton staff working on the late shift where there was nary a customer, save for the clown allegedly getting his fix.
“It was slow that night,” one Waffle House worker who wished to remain anonymous said. “He was fully dressed as a clown. I couldn’t believe it. But you see some weird stuff in downtown Athens.”
One of servers called 911 at around 4:15 a.m. and reported to Athens police that Worthington was endangering himself and everybody at the eatery.
The red-headed 25-year-old was described in a police report as “wearing a clown suit” and leaving “a bowl where he had smoked meth on the counter” before “locking himself in the bathroom.”
Cops gained entry to the bathroom and allegedly discovered Worthington standing near the sink having switched to marijuana. The police report suggests Worthington was found with “a smoking pipe with residue inside it.”
When they patted down Worthington he copped to having “a knife in his pants pocket,” according to the police report.
The responding officers then moved Worthington back to his stool at the counter where he allegedly confessed that the book bag on the floor filled with LSD wrapped in foil and rolling papers—along with “a digital scale and a jar of marijuana, a jar of mushrooms, a small golden keepsake containing marijuana and a small bag of white powder”—all belonged to him, according to the report.
The cops deduced who Worthington was by observing a deck of cards he carried, one of which bore his identification.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/the-tears-of-a-clown-arrested-for-meth-in-waffle-house.html