Virginity Check

cancel2 2022

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A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a shovel..'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint one ball red and the other ball blue.

If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw', you whack her arse with the shovel.'


 
You sure are smart, Yurt!

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-Bill Cosby-


I remember when I first saw Catherine as the "bad-girl" in The Phantom. She was way hot, but mostly went un-noticed until Zorro. I wish she'd sleep with me (a guy many years younger than her) instead of Michael Douglass (practically her dad).
-Threedee-
 
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