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Somewhere, deep in space is the planet Kolob. It is so far away that no astronomer has ever found it. It is quite unlikely that it is within our galaxy, the Milky Way, so the nearest galaxy which could contain Kolob would be the Andromeda galaxy, 2.5 million light years away.
In a huge physics denying cosmic event there arrived on earth, a very small planet about two thirds of the way in to the Milky Way galaxy and circling one of between 200 billion to 400 billion stars, a being so old and possessed with such talents that he was the most obvious choice to lead a tiny percentage of the Earth’s population to salvation and glory.
Meet
MAGIC UNDERPANTS MAN is here and ready to lead America to glory. Already several people believe in his magic powers and follow him blindly. Soon they will be Kolobbed and become expatriate citizens of the home planet. Each night they change back into the Kolob form which is why all Kolobians carry photographs of themselves so they know what they should look like when they leave their lairs each morning.
In a huge physics denying cosmic event there arrived on earth, a very small planet about two thirds of the way in to the Milky Way galaxy and circling one of between 200 billion to 400 billion stars, a being so old and possessed with such talents that he was the most obvious choice to lead a tiny percentage of the Earth’s population to salvation and glory.
Meet
MAGIC UNDERPANTS MAN
Magic Underpants Man has spent the last 186 years in suspended animation travelling at approximately 3.6 million miles per hour. At some point on his fantastic journey he exchanged his Kolob form (which was too horrible to contemplate) and adopted what Kolobians assumed to be the shape of a perfect human. On the planet Kolob they have never understood the difference between humans and Marvel comic representations.MAGIC UNDERPANTS MAN is here and ready to lead America to glory. Already several people believe in his magic powers and follow him blindly. Soon they will be Kolobbed and become expatriate citizens of the home planet. Each night they change back into the Kolob form which is why all Kolobians carry photographs of themselves so they know what they should look like when they leave their lairs each morning.
