We are in Trouble!

[Damocles]

The population of this country is 300 million.




160 million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the work.




There are 85 million in school.





Which leaves 55 million to do the work.




Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.




Leaving 20 million to do the work.





2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.



Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.




Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.





At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.



Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.



Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.





That leaves just two people to do the work.





You and me.




And there you are,




Sitting on your ass,





At your computer, reading jokes.





Nice.

Real nice.

 

[Cypress]

I'm going to retire (hopefully) when I'm 55, to travel and work part time.

So keep your ass working Damo! Somebody has to keep the lights on!

 

[SmarterthanYou]

relax dude. swine flu is going to kill off all the old/retired/babies so it wouldn't matter anyway.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

That's the second bad joke I read today.

 

[/MSG/]

Thanks god this doesn't apply to me since I'm both retired, disabled, and in school. So technically I'm three people. Awesome.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I thought it was pretty good....I wanted to give you rep, but it said "you've got to be kidding? positive rep to Damo?".....I suspect Grind has been messing up the system again....

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I thought it was pretty good....I wanted to give you rep, but it said "you've got to be kidding? positive rep to Damo?".....I suspect Grind has been messing up the system again....

nope you're just retarded.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

nope you're just retarded.

this from the guy who has to carry around a milk carton just to remember what he looks like....

by the way, between Lobster Baby and Drowned Cat Hater, do you have a child sacrifice fetish?.....

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

obviously.

 

[Canceled2]

this from the guy who has to carry around a milk carton just to remember what he looks like....

by the way, between Lobster Baby and Drowned Cat Hater, do you have a child sacrifice fetish?.....

You may be onto something here???

 

[Damocles]

LOL. Grind...

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

I thought it was pretty good....I wanted to give you rep, but it said "you've got to be kidding? positive rep to Damo?".....I suspect Grind has been messing up the system again....

in fact, not only are you retarded, but you are likely lying, seeing that what you described has never before been seen on this site.

 

[Cancel5]

The population of this country is 300 million.




160 million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the work.




There are 85 million in school.





Which leaves 55 million to do the work.




Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.




Leaving 20 million to do the work.





2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.



Which leaves 17.2 million to do the work.




Take from that total the 15.8 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.





At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.



Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.



Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.





That leaves just two people to do the work.





You and me.




And there you are,




Sitting on your ass,





At your computer, reading jokes.





Nice.

Real nice.

I guess that is why they are trying to implement death panels.

 

[christiefan915]

obviously.

I especially like the baby and cat one, because cats rule.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

in fact, not only are you retarded, but you are likely lying, seeing that what you described has never before been seen on this site.

omigorsh, what a lame pile of shit....you gave me negative rep for a frickin' joke?.....you just lost a whole lot of respect in my book....

 

[Lao Tse]

All individuals should learn the science of agriculture and take up growing their own food.

Reject the fiat currency economy!

 

[Cancel5]

All individuals should learn the science of agriculture and take up growing their own food.

Reject the fiat currency economy!

Where's your farm?

I have seeds in proper storage in my garage, not that anything will grow in the winter.

 

[Lao Tse]

Where's your farm?

I have seeds in proper storage in my garage, not that anything will grow in the winter.

It's a little place called Green Acres. It's the place for me.