We are the same

[Lowaicue]

Being sporty (cough cough) I got to thinking who, in the field of sports, I am most like.

I am like Lance Armstrong.

I have no cups or medals for winning the Tour de France and it is highly unlikely that I will be getting on a bike any time soon.

The major difference is I have never taken any drugs.

 

[Guns Guns Guns]

have never taken any drugs.

Maybe you should start.

 

[Minister of Truth]

You're also not American, which is a major deal breaker.

 

[Lowaicue]

You're also not American, which is a major deal breaker.

Ahh, I omitted the most vital and significant bit of information. A secret to all but you until this moment. Curses on you, Mr. Bond. (strokes milk white cat)

 

[cancel2 2022]

Ahh, I omitted the most vital and significant bit of information. A secret to all but you until this moment. Curses on you, Mr. Bond. (strokes milk white cat)

There's no flies on 3D, well...not many anyway!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

You're also not American, which is a major deal breaker.

Try not to speak for the nation son. You're not exactly making us look good.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

Ahh, I omitted the most vital and significant bit of information. A secret to all but you until this moment. Curses on you, Mr. Bond. (strokes milk white cat)

not being american can be overlooked. being from ohio, that's a capital offense.

 

[Lowaicue]

There's no flies on 3D, well...not many anyway!

Talking of flies, you will remember why welshmen have button flies, I am sure.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Talking of flies, you will remember why welshmen have button flies, I am sure.

Absolutely.
It's because the English beards kept getting caught in the zippers.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Try not to speak for the nation son. You're not exactly making us look good.

I don't have to try very hard. That is, not unless you want to consider Low a shining example of Great Britain (or China), which would be far more insulting than anything I've ever said about the motherland...