Weird Things in the Mail

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Today I got a curious package dropped off. I noticed it was addressed to me by my military rank, and wondered wtf was up. It turns out some contractor sent it to me in commemeration of the birthday of the National Guard. The package contained ear pads for combat helmets. This is certainly the strangest thing I've ever gotten in the mail, but I guess that means this contractor must make body armor.

What strange things have you all received in the mail? :cool:
 
I once received a plastic pyramid along with a bottle of vitamins and a bill for ten times what they were worth from some credit card scam company.......I think that's the only thing I ever received that I didn't order.....
 
I got a manila envelope in the mail, went in the house and opened it up. Inside was a love letter and a pair of womens underwear. My wife didn't appreciate that to much. Thank god the mailman had put the wrong envelope in the wrong mailbox!
 
I got a form from the post office about my change of address. Ironically, it was sent to my old address. Dumbasses.
 
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