Welcome to the Future Past of Politics!

[Cinnabar]

Welcome to the home of The Regressive Party, the new conservative party made up of former members of the Republican Party and the Tea Party. You can read about our historic merger in our press room or explore the other sections of our site for our new party platform:

Economy - Lowering taxes always raises revenue
Healthcare - Everyone should get the best healthcare they can afford
Guns - An American invention, an American right
Religion - Our Christian nation's greatest strength
Women - A mystery and a necessity
Race - We're not just for whites anymore
The Gays - Scalia explains it best
We're still getting our site materials transitioned. In the meantime, you can find the rest of our party platform on the outdated GOP site and outdated Tea Party site. Remember, we're not Republicans or Teabaggers anymore. We are all Regressives!

http://regressiveparty.org/

Satire at its best and worth navigating around the site which would be hilariously funny it were not so pathecally true.

 

[rjhenn]

Welcome to the home of The Regressive Party, the new conservative party made up of former members of the Republican Party and the Tea Party. You can read about our historic merger in our press room or explore the other sections of our site for our new party platform:



Satire at its best and worth navigating around the site which would be hilariously funny it were not so pathecally true.

Unfortunately, too many righties won't see it as satire.

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[Cinnabar]

Unfortunately, too many righties won't see it as satire.

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The only satirical thing abut it is that the site was not actually created by the right but the premise is entirely accurate. They in fact are the Regressive party.