Tranquillus in Exile
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No, seriously, he must have some. What are they?
Now's your chance, Trump fans.
Now's your chance, Trump fans.
What are Trump's redeeming qualities?
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I believe he would be a good used car salesman. I can see him selling a real lemon of a car to a little old lady and be at a bar that same night telling his friends how he swindled some widow out of her savings.
Then Truth Detector, Teflon Don, and Havana Moon would all burst out in a round of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow, For He's A Jolly Good Fellow".
Then Truth Detector, Teflon Don, and Havana Moon would all burst out in a round of "For He's A Jolly Good Fellow, For He's A Jolly Good Fellow".
I'm not a Trump fan...but I am willing to give this a try.
Well, he is not as evil as Caligula. Or, at least, he is not a lot more evil than Caligula.
He is not as much an ignorant buffoon as Professor Irwin Corey...although, Irwin Corey was pretending he was ignorant and a buffoon. That was his job.
He is not as fat as Rush Limbaugh...but he is every bit as much a wind-bag.
And last but not least, he doesn't seem to fart in public as much as someone who looks and conducts himself the way he does would be expected to.
Well, he is not as evil as Caligula. Or, at least, he is not a lot more evil than Caligula.
He is not as much an ignorant buffoon as Professor Irwin Corey...although, Irwin Corey was pretending he was ignorant and a buffoon. That was his job.
He is not as fat as Rush Limbaugh...but he is every bit as much a wind-bag.
And last but not least, he doesn't seem to fart in public as much as someone who looks and conducts himself the way he does would be expected to.
CharacterAssassin
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As far as we know, he hasn't murdered anyone yet.
He's hilarious, for one. But his most redeeming quality is that he has no time for the stuffy, robotic, and fabricated public relations politics we're used to. We need to break out of that spell.
Controlled Opposition
Note my apathy
He isn't Hillary Clinton.
Eagle_Eye
Well-known member
Damn C.O. you beat me to it. So I'll say he isn't Obama.
Teflon Don
I'm back baby
He loves this country
He drives liberals crazy
He beat Hillary Clinton
Nuff said
evince
Truthmatters
you mean morals and truth
That his age and obesity places him at high risk for death soon.
I'm not a Trump fan but he is pretty media savvy. He got the Republican nomination with little campaign spending or television ads by getting free media exposure through the news sources. He knows his tweets will be reported in the media and generate repeated stories even if many of them are negative.
You get your morals and truth from politicians? Good god, man. No wonder.
evince
Truthmatters
Apologies. My mistake.
I'm just defending the president from unjust treatment. I didn't vote for him.
evince
Truthmatters
SUUUURRRRE
It is remarkable that nobody can credibly think up any positive, redeeming human quality Trump has. We all know he is a sociopath, a pathological liar, the worst kind of human being, really - and yet, Trump boot-lickers express nothing but admiration for him, bordering on worship and adulation. It is freakishly weird, and disturbing I tell you!
The only positive thing that can really come out of this is that Trump is a walking medical example to the nation of the risks of obesity and gluttony. I would hope some Americans would be shocked into action by this physically disgusting, morbidly obese Orange Pig, and make a commitment to themselves to try to live a healthier lifestyle.
The only positive thing that can really come out of this is that Trump is a walking medical example to the nation of the risks of obesity and gluttony. I would hope some Americans would be shocked into action by this physically disgusting, morbidly obese Orange Pig, and make a commitment to themselves to try to live a healthier lifestyle.
evince
Truthmatters
You don't believe in the presumption of innocence, eh?
