What do you call?

Damocles

Damocles

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(I'm sure there is a host of jokes that start this way, let's hear them.)

What do you call a trial lawyer carrying two more trial lawyers under each arm walking into the ocean?





























A good start!
 
Damocles said:
(I'm sure there is a host of jokes that start this way, let's hear them.)

What do you call a trial lawyer carrying two more trial lawyers under each arm walking into the ocean?


A good start!
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Why you separating out trial lawyers? Why not all lawyers?

The fat fuck in a suit who tried to take away my ex father in-laws farm wasn't a trial lawyer. The amoral prick was a corporate lawyer from a real estate company. The guy who stopped that prick was a trial lawyer and was worth every cent my ex father in-law paid him.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Why you separating out trial lawyers? Why not all lawyers?

The fat fuck in a suit who tried to take away my ex father in-laws farm wasn't a trial lawyer. The amoral prick was a corporate lawyer from a real estate company. The guy who stopped that prick was a trial lawyer and was worth every cent my ex father in-law paid him.
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Fine. What do you call a trial lawyer with a tax lawyer under one arm and a real estate lawyer under the other walking into the ocean?


A good start.
 
Damocles said:
(I'm sure there is a host of jokes that start this way, let's hear them.)

What do you call a trial lawyer carrying two more trial lawyers under each arm walking into the ocean?

A good start!
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I was thinking either a mercy killing, or an assisted suicide.
 
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