What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?

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What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey?

A: Most of the time, you get an onion with big ears. But once in a while, JUST once in a while, you get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

 

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Only thanked because I'm an ass man.

 

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yeah, thats about 5/10

i have never been a one woman body part person, i like the whole package. though i have not dated or had sex with heavier set gals like yourself. i prefer the athletic build.

 

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yeah, thats about 5/10

i have never been a one woman body part person, i like the whole package. though i have not dated or had sex with heavier set gals like yourself. i prefer the athletic build.

I prefer curvy women. But fat women are easier, so that's what I typically went for.

 

[WinterBorn]

What do you get when you cross a pig with an auburn cheerleader?

Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.

 

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I prefer curvy women. But fat women are easier, so that's what I typically went for.

well, they have more curves....

 

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an auburn cheerleader?

Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.

don't quit your day job winterborn

 

[WinterBorn]

don't quit your day job winterborn

Never planned on it. Although someone (who shall remain nameless) has repeatedly claimed I was fired from my job. Maybe it was for my bad jokes? lol

 

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an auburn cheerleader?

Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.

What's the hardest part about marrying a girl from michigan?


Getting the ring around her hoof.

 

[WinterBorn]

What's the hardest part about marrying a girl from michigan?


Getting the ring around her hoof.

What is the difference between an auburn cheerleader and a catfish?



One has whiskers and smells bad. And the other is a fish.

 

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What is the difference between an auburn cheerleader and a catfish?



One has whiskers and smells bad. And the other is a fish.

Why don't they drink Kool-Aid in michigan?


Cause they haven't figured out how to get 2 quarts in that little package.

 

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Mott, reciting notes from your high school math class doesn't count as telling jokes.

 

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Why don't they drink Kool-Aid in michigan?


Cause they haven't figured out how to get 2 quarts in that little package.

Know why auburn grads put their diploma in the window of their car?




So they can use Handicapped Parking.

 

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what do you get when you cross a retard with an ohioan homosexual?

mott the hoople

 

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what do you get when you cross a retard with an ohioan homosexual?

mott the hoople

Funny, but saying homosexual and Ohioan is a redundancy

 

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Funny, but saying homosexual and Ohioan is a redundancy

dag burn it, i should have said horse molester or something

 

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dag burn it, i should have said horse molester or something

Would still be a redundancy.

 

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Funny, but saying homosexual and Ohioan is a redundancy

No...that's Buckeye and nuts that's redundant.

 

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yurt had to actually read this on the internet, and go "hahaha, that's clever and funny. it's so funny and clever in fact, I am going to go post this on jpp!"

 

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yurt had to actually read this on the internet, and go "hahaha, that's clever and funny. it's so funny and clever in fact, I am going to go post this on jpp!"

end yourself