What does the little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?

[BRUTALITOPS]

Cancer.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Question should be:

What DID the little boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?

Answer: cancer.

 

[uscitizen]

Cold Grind, cold.
At least the "what do you call a quadruple amputee in a swimming pool ?" has a little bit of humor.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

what do you call it?

 

[uscitizen]

Bob.

 

[Damocles]

What do you call a quadruple amputee at the door?

 

[IHateGovernment]

Here's one of the more sick jokes I've heard:

What the worst thing about seeing a child hit by a car?

Suppressing the erection.

 

[uscitizen]

Doorstop ? I dunno, not heard that variation.

 

[uscitizen]

Darn IHG, that is erection fraud If I have ever heard it.

 

[Damocles]

Doorstop ? I dunno, not heard that variation.

Matt.

 

[uscitizen]

groan......

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Give up?

Being raped.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

What do you call it whenever you have sex with a saint?

Holy fuck.

 

[uscitizen]

What do you call to gay guys named bob ?


oral roberts.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i don't get it uscitizen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust. 0_0

 

[uscitizen]

I like the Holocaust 2_0 The first versions are always buggy.

 

[TheDanold]

What do you call Darla with no arms and no legs on a fence?
Barb

What do you call Darla with no mouth?
A dream

 

[uscitizen]

Hmm consider the poster who was the first to slam a member with with a tasteless joke......
How does it reflect on that poster ?

 

[Beefy]

Hmm consider the poster who was the first to slam a member with with a tasteless joke......
How does it reflect on that poster ?

No matter here. But to feign offense is telling.

 

[uscitizen]

Oh I have no offense, Just stating an observaton.