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What's this God guy offering, heaven? I'll double that. If you worship me, I'll let you into Super Heaven.
What must I do to be recognized in my rightful place as your lord and eternal master?
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Just remember, this is probably going to set off a bidding war between me and God that will ultimate result in the best possible result for you, the spiritual consumer. Capitalism at work.
im not very motivated by eternal paradise, though I may be frightened with eternal punishment. do you have any plans for a super hell?
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Alright, I just whipped up an extra special place of torment for grind. And Damo gets 73 highly attractive female sluts in Super Heaven, and as an added bonus, he doesn't even have to martyr himself in my name to attain them.
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Super Heaven is to Heaven as the Super Nintendo is to the Nintendo. Don't get stuck in the old 8-bit heaven! Make way for the new 16-bit future.
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We would be more likely to believe if you were crucified first and came back from the dead
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Have you got enough wood?
Enjoy it, that is where all the interesting people will be, can't wait to have a conversation with Ghandi, and a few others!
Is there any proof that anyone has done that, yet?
I want to fly, I do it all the time in my sleep!
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I will gather a raiding party and get all the interesting people out of hell into Super Heaven.