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What Should the Darla/Rana/Christie Crew be called? ## PART II ##
- Thread starter BRUTALITOPS
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damo we need to fix polls. I thought I made an error the first time making it anon, but this time I 100% clicked "make votes public" and it's still anon.
USFREEDOM911
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apple0154
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Perhap's I'll throw a little humor in here from a recently received email.
Three men were Hiking through a forest...
When they came upon a large raging, violent river
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river'
Poof !!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs.
And he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man Prayed.
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof !!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs.
And he was able to row across in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man Prayed
'God, please give me the strength,the tools and the
intelligence to cross the river'
Poof !!!
*HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!*
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream
And walked across the bridge.
OK, back to the thread. How about "the three wise posters."
Three men were Hiking through a forest...
When they came upon a large raging, violent river
Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river'
Poof !!!
God gave him big arms and strong legs.
And he was able to swim across in about 2 hours,
having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man Prayed.
'God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river'
Poof !!!
God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs.
And he was able to row across in about an hour
after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men,
the third man Prayed
'God, please give me the strength,the tools and the
intelligence to cross the river'
Poof !!!
*HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!*
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream
And walked across the bridge.
OK, back to the thread. How about "the three wise posters."
I'm not sure if even a Buddhist can fix stupid.
Yep, there is no help for you.
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No, it isn't. Neither was the first one.
USFREEDOM911
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I take it hubby is out of town and you need me to pay attention to you; what with all the attempts you've done to get me to notice you.
it's anon for me?
USFREEDOM911
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I guess that while even a Buddhist can't fix stupid, he can put a bandaid on the idiot.
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What happened to mansplainers?
categorically rejected
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Darla
What happened to crazy sluts? Am I the only one who liked that? LOL
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Darla
Well, I like the awesomes and I like the original socialists, but I guess I have to go with the sisters. My motto is sisters before misters after all!
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How about Cupid Stunts?
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Darla
This must be yet another joke that is hysterically funny but I'm too much of a humorless feminist to share the mirth.
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It's a spoonerism.
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The Almighty
Pazzo delle donne
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Darla
I bet you meet some stupid women in bars and talk to them in Italian, calling them names and they tell you how hot it is. I bet that is your type.
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The Almighty
Lol... nope. For one, I don't go for the stupid women. I prefer ones that are smarter than me (yes, lobbing a softball up there for ya).
for the record... intelligence, love of the outdoors, athleticism, looks... in that order.