What the mainstream media has taught me about the Presidential Candidates

Cypress

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The american MSM has done a great job informing me of the issues:


Hillary is kind of a "bitch", who alienates some men. She showed some cleavage while giving a speech on the senate floor.

John Edwards gets expensive haircuts and lives in a fancy house, while babbling about poverty.

Barak Obama is the naive new kid on the block (though somehow he has more legislative and public policy experience than Mitt Romney or Fred Thompson), who may or may not have attended an extremist islamic madrassa as a child in indonesia.

There's been some kind of dust up about meeting the president of Iran after 6 months in office, versus 12 months in office
 
Don't forget, we also learn that Fred Thompson is "hideous" but has a "hot" wife and that he was divorced.

That Kucinich also has a hot wife.

Giuliani has a habit of dressing like a girl for non-profit fund-raisers, I hear several times how this is supposed to make christians freak out and just not vote that day letting HillBilly win it all.
 
Don't forget, we also learn that Fred Thompson is "hideous" but has a "hot" wife and that he was divorced.

That Kucinich also has a hot wife.

Giuliani has a habit of dressing like a girl for non-profit fund-raisers, I hear several times how this is supposed to make christians freak out and just not vote that day letting HillBilly win it all.

Actually, I think Romney is going to use those tapes to ensure that Rudy is never running against Hillary.

And I'd rather hear about their health care plans. Actually, I'd rather other Americans hear about their health care plans.
 
Actually, I think Romney is going to use those tapes to ensure that Rudy is never running against Hillary.

And I'd rather hear about their health care plans. Actually, I'd rather other Americans hear about their health care plans.
However we are talking about what the MSM has "taught" us about the candidates here, not, "What question would you want answered by the media"...
 
Don't forget, we also learn that Fred Thompson is "hideous" but has a "hot" wife and that he was divorced.

That Kucinich also has a hot wife.

Giuliani has a habit of dressing like a girl for non-profit fund-raisers, I hear several times how this is supposed to make christians freak out and just not vote that day letting HillBilly win it all.

Its true. The MSM have become like a tabloid media, or paparazzi.

I would love the american people to hear the real, substantive contrasts between the health care, foreign policy, labor, and environmental issues between the two parties.
 
LOL. Don't make me whip out the handcuffs now.

Damo, I literally had 2 hours sleep last night and am really out of it. Don't try and get me into trouble, because it wouldn't be hard to do today.

Oh, and don't think that it bothers AHZ that you don't flirt with him either! ;)
 
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