What's your favorite means of deporting illegals?
- Thread starter Diogenes
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T. A. Gardner
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I prefer the "Wheel of deportation." It goes like this:
The illegal is caught and hauled into immigration court, after all they get their "day" in court...
Judge, "Are you Jose Hernandez?"
Si senior judge, I am Jose Hernandez.
"You entered the US illegally and are facing six months in prison and a big fine. If you plead guilty we'll waive that and just deport you."
"Si senior judge, I will plead guilty."
"Great! So, Jose, where are you from?"
"I am from Mexico, senior judge."
"Got any proof or paperwork to prove that?"
"No, senior judge, all of that was taken when I was arrested."
"I see. So, we need to find out where you're from. Bailiff, spin the Wheel of Deportation!"
Buuurrrrr... budda... budda... budda...
The judge looks at the Wheel. "Azerbaijan! You are from Azerbaijan! Deputies, deport mister Hernandez to Azerbaijan!"
As poor Jose is dragged out of court, he keeps whining, "I am from Mexico!"
Days later, Jose is pushed out the back of a slow-moving C-130 on a runway in Azerbaijan along with dozens of other deportees. The plane speeds up as the last deportee is out and rises into the sky. Jose has been deported to his home country...
The illegal is caught and hauled into immigration court, after all they get their "day" in court...
Judge, "Are you Jose Hernandez?"
Si senior judge, I am Jose Hernandez.
"You entered the US illegally and are facing six months in prison and a big fine. If you plead guilty we'll waive that and just deport you."
"Si senior judge, I will plead guilty."
"Great! So, Jose, where are you from?"
"I am from Mexico, senior judge."
"Got any proof or paperwork to prove that?"
"No, senior judge, all of that was taken when I was arrested."
"I see. So, we need to find out where you're from. Bailiff, spin the Wheel of Deportation!"
Buuurrrrr... budda... budda... budda...
The judge looks at the Wheel. "Azerbaijan! You are from Azerbaijan! Deputies, deport mister Hernandez to Azerbaijan!"
As poor Jose is dragged out of court, he keeps whining, "I am from Mexico!"
Days later, Jose is pushed out the back of a slow-moving C-130 on a runway in Azerbaijan along with dozens of other deportees. The plane speeds up as the last deportee is out and rises into the sky. Jose has been deported to his home country...
The humorless left. again. ^^^^^^
Diogenes
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I'd like to test the trebuchet. Will you volunteer?
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IBDaMann
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Meaning, posted by nobody. There is no alt-right.
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WinterBorn
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For a minute there I thought this was a serious thread.
