When I die...

[uscitizen]

I am going to have my ashes spread over the parking lot at Wal Mart.







That way all the people I know will visit me at least 2 times a week.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

 

[uscitizen]

so you keep your dog like i do ? so cruel to keep em on a leash.

 

[Cancel5]

I thought this was another what song thread...

And when I die and when I'm dead and gone!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

In the original country version of this it's "my wife", and not "my friends". I know because this joke is painted on a piece of woodcraft art my grandparents made and put on their wall.