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Greatest Lee Marvin stories, ranked
3: Drunkenly forgetting where his Hollywood Hills home was, buying one of those 'star maps' from a kid to find his own address, then showing up at the house only to have the new owner tell him "Lee, you sold me this house four years ago."
2: Partying in Las Vegas with Woody Strode while filming The Professionals and talking Woody into shooting out the iconic Vegas Vic sign from their hotel window with an arrow.
1: The very greatest, as recounted by director John Boorman. The one that ends with a CHP officer asking "Do you know you have Lee Marvin on your roof?"