FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Anyone know where to find him? I've got a bone to pick.
Where is god?
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I think you have to get inline behind the giraffe, the platypus, and the hippo.
Look within, young padawan.
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
Who is this padawan chap and, more importantly, hadn't you better tell us just how young he is before someone ends up on a register?
What happened to my comma?
charver
You lookin' at my pint?
You cheeky editing scamp. A bounders trick and no error.
SmarterthanYou
rebel
I'm really tired of hearing you pick your bones WM. What do you want this time?
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
God is everywhere. All you have to do is talk to him.
uscitizen
Villified User
yeah he hides in my toaster some times, I have a pretty good conversation with it some days...
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
Who knew? My Dad always told me that there was this little guy in there that knew when the toast was done and popped it up for you.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
God is always burning my toast. 
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
Maybe He's giving you a little taste of what to expect in the afterlife.God is always burning my toast.
uscitizen
Villified User
Maybe He's giving you a little taste of what to expect in the afterlife.
I liked that one. pretty good.
cawacko
Well-known member
South Central Los Angeles at the campus of the University of Southern California.
DamnYankee
Loyal to the end
The Southern Man likes his humor as dry as toast.I liked that one. pretty good.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
The Southern Man likes his humor as dry as toast.
I like mine as dry as a martini, but the jab was funny nevertheless.
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