Which is Better?

[Minister of Truth]

McCain should run on a platform of ca$h, and hang a little sign in front of him on the podium when he gives speeches, just like Obama.

 

[Cypress]

I like credit cards. And debit cards.

 

[uscitizen]

Yeah have a little visa check card reader on his podium.
Change is cash.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I like credit cards. And debit cards.

Shit, I didn't even think about soft currency. I practically live off of my WaMU/Mastercard debit card! Though, it wouldn't make sense for someone to say they support "debit," even as satire on ¢hange...

 

[Epicurus]

Your mom isn't an option so I'm not voting.

 

[Minister of Truth]

LOL That is sooo contemporary! I say "your mom" anytime I don't have a good answer or just want to annoy my friends...

 

[Minister of Truth]

NO WE CAN'T

 

[evince]

Freedom isnt free , its comes with a heafty fucking fee.

America Fuck yeah!

 

[gonzojournals]

Welcome to 4 years ago, Desh.

 

[Minister of Truth]

All bend before the God of Taxes!