Which would you rather...

[Damocles]

If your life was in danger, who would you rather be at your side: a dog or a cat?

A cat, they can be thrown as weapons. For many years the Ninja have practiced the art of cat throwing. Everybody believes that they only throw "stars", but they are far more well-rounded than that, they also throw knives and the even more deadly cat. You can also place them strategically near stairs to ensure that an enemy has no safe passage on the stairs as they have a natural intention to trip any two-legged animal by walking between their feet on the stairs, this also notifies you of their approach if it doesn't incapacitate your enemy. When your life is in danger, one of the most utilitarian tools to have at your disposal is the cat.

 

[DamnYankee]

The cat is defenseless against the diminutive water pistol.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

A cat, they can be thrown as weapons. For many years the Ninja have practiced the art of cat throwing. Everybody believes that they only throw "stars", but they are far more well-rounded than that, they also throw knives and the even more deadly cat. You can also place them strategically near stairs to ensure that an enemy has no safe passage on the stairs as they have a natural intention to trip any two-legged animal by walking between their feet on the stairs, this also notifies you of their approach if it doesn't incapacitate your enemy. When your life is in danger, one of the most utilitarian tools to have at your disposal is the cat.

Have you ever woke up in the middle of the night and your cat is sitting on your chest and staring into your eyes?

 

[SmarterthanYou]

 

[WinterBorn]

Have you ever woke up in the middle of the night and your cat is sitting on your chest and staring into your eyes?

Try waking up to the sound of a bobcat growling under your bed.

That'll get the heart beating.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

A cat, they can be thrown as weapons. For many years the Ninja have practiced the art of cat throwing. Everybody believes that they only throw "stars", but they are far more well-rounded than that, they also throw knives and the even more deadly cat. You can also place them strategically near stairs to ensure that an enemy has no safe passage on the stairs as they have a natural intention to trip any two-legged animal by walking between their feet on the stairs, this also notifies you of their approach if it doesn't incapacitate your enemy. When your life is in danger, one of the most utilitarian tools to have at your disposal is the cat.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAbG0SufYSc&feature=related

better with creep music

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Try waking up to the sound of a bobcat growling under your bed.

That'll get the heart beating.

I'm more worried about the wildcat that's in my bed!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

A cat, they can be thrown as weapons. For many years the Ninja have practiced the art of cat throwing. Everybody believes that they only throw "stars", but they are far more well-rounded than that, they also throw knives and the even more deadly cat. You can also place them strategically near stairs to ensure that an enemy has no safe passage on the stairs as they have a natural intention to trip any two-legged animal by walking between their feet on the stairs, this also notifies you of their approach if it doesn't incapacitate your enemy. When your life is in danger, one of the most utilitarian tools to have at your disposal is the cat.

You reactionaries are all paper dogs!

 

[USFREEDOM911]

better with creep music

I agree; but your ending is different.

Did you jump??