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Let's see. He says the Golden Rule doesn't exist in the bible. Every translation that we throw at him has it in it, and some have the exact weirdass wording that he uses in it. He disqualifies those, of course, because apparently they're too new and aren't used in bachwards 400 year old "hose the blacks" Alabama churches he lives in. The King James version of the bible has the golden rule in it, except in middle English instead of modern English. Dixie says this doesn't count, because it doens't have his exact weirdass wording, which few people actually use but he claims is the "real" wording. He seems to fail to understand the entire concept of linguistics, and is being thouroughly dumbass. What a pinhead. (Who actually uses that word anyway)?
Dixies logic:
1. The only golden rule that exists is the exact weirdass translation that I provided. This is the real rule. If you say something that means the exactly same thing but has "to" in it instead of "unto", then you are wrong.
2. Only the King James version of the bible is a translation. All others aren't. I, Dixie, still live in the middle ages and regularly enjoy beating black men and raping black women.
3. I, Dixie, believe the bible doesn't have the golden rule in it at all because, apparently, the writers of the bible all wrote in English, and they composed the King James version of the bible, which is the only legitimate version. If you read a bible in German you aren't reading the bible. They knew well of the golden rule, but craftily designed to disinclude it from the bible, and instead use words that mean the exact same thing as the golden rule but are different. Therefore, it is not the "real" golden rule.
4. I like sex with cows
Dixies logic:
1. The only golden rule that exists is the exact weirdass translation that I provided. This is the real rule. If you say something that means the exactly same thing but has "to" in it instead of "unto", then you are wrong.
2. Only the King James version of the bible is a translation. All others aren't. I, Dixie, still live in the middle ages and regularly enjoy beating black men and raping black women.
3. I, Dixie, believe the bible doesn't have the golden rule in it at all because, apparently, the writers of the bible all wrote in English, and they composed the King James version of the bible, which is the only legitimate version. If you read a bible in German you aren't reading the bible. They knew well of the golden rule, but craftily designed to disinclude it from the bible, and instead use words that mean the exact same thing as the golden rule but are different. Therefore, it is not the "real" golden rule.
4. I like sex with cows