Who is the Greatest Person on JPP?

[Minister of Truth]

Have at it. I will vote later on, when people have made significant input.

Quotes, reproductions of their humor, wit, creativity, badassness, cool images, etc. would be appreciated.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

All Hail Grind! All Hail Grind!

 

[PostmodernProphet]

despite what appears, "to laugh" remains an option......I choose it.....

 

[Minister of Truth]

despite what appears, "to laugh" remains an option......I choose it.....

Your loss.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

where is the 'none of the above' option?

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

i love all people equally

kum bu ya, kum bu ya

 

[/MSG/]

Seriously? I'm the only person to vote for me? Fuck everyone here.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Me.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Me.

How did you convince that guy to ride you like that??

 

[Damocles]

How could I vote in a poll like this if it doesn't list Beefy?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Hawaii has made Beefy soft. Fuck you, Hawaii!!!

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Hawaii has made Beefy soft.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIIDDDDDDDDDDDD!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

How did you convince that guy to ride you like that??

Oh....I thought that was Watermark and his GF out on a date.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Oh....I thought that was Watermark and his GF out on a date.

By GF, did you mean Guy Friend??

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

obviously

 

[Damocles]

Hawaii has made Beefy soft. Fuck you, Hawaii!!!

Hanauma Bay! Isn't it?

 

[zappasguitar]

where is the 'none of the above' option?

That would have been my first choice also...

 

[Canceled1]

Hanauma Bay! Isn't it?

It moist soitenly is.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

By GF, did you mean Guy Friend??

OH man! and I thought I was a cold hearted Mother Fucker!