FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
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I've actually already been in college for like 5 years.
You're an engineering student, though, so that's normal. Any more time you do beyond the 5 years will be due to the fact that you changed your major over from English (at least I believe that's what happened, right?).
As for Grind, I have no idea what the eff is going on with college. All I have ever heard from him is the story about how he freaked out his political science class, and then the time he ranted about what a uselss major political science is.
Professor asked rhetorically if anyone believed we should just let poor people starve and Grind raised his hand.