whooa

I wonder if any of the famous parables jesus told were told while he was completely plastered after drinking wine.
 
Jesus was a young man out with his friends in Israel. One of his friends turned to him, presented him with a strip of some substance, and said "Yo Jesus bitch! You gotta try this!"

How did Jesus respond? He licked it down of course. And he fell to the ground laughing for three hours before -

"Jesus. You are my son. Go and preach to the promised land."

From that day forward, he got smashed every day, and made his way through Israel.
 
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