Who's Sleepy Now A**hole?
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Biden is. Posting a photo of him from circa the 1990's doesn't count.
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Trump Announces, "I Am Not Woke," Then Dozes Off
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump announced, "I am not woke," before closing his eyes and napping for several minutes during a summit meeting. While Trump dozed, members of the President's cabinet continued the summit in hushed voices."President Trump is not woke," whispered Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. "Trump works harder than any other white American, and he often closes his eyes to think of ways he can make more money," Hegseth said as he gently replaced his drink on a coaster.
Other cabinet members quietly nodded in agreement. "We are lucky our President doesn't waste time being woke," murmured Kristi Noem, Secretary of Homeland Security. "Trump saves time by skipping parts of meetings that don't interest him."
"Daddy's not woke," said Ivanka Trump, lovingly wiping a trickle of drool from President Trump's lips. "Daddy's just having his midday sleepytime," she said, pressing her finger to her lips and making a shushing noise at Stephen Miller.
