Why Denver Sucks

C

Cypress

Will work for Scooby snacks
Several posters have made the lame claim that Denver is the "outdoor recreation capital" of the United States.


Let's look at that claim.

-Tonight, I'm gonna put on my wet suit, grab my body board, walk for three minutes to the beach and do some surfing.

:hedb:

-When Damo or superfreak wanna do any real outdoor sport like mountain biking, kayaking, or canoeing, they have to sit their fat asses in a car, and drive from Denver (located on the dusty, flat plains of eastern colorado) for over an hour, before they are even in the rocky mountains - or anywhere you can actually enjoy the outdoors.

:crybaby:
 
Just teasing.

We haven't had robdawg in a while, to post one of his childish - yet funny - "Why colorado hollyrollers suck"-type threads.
 
UScit beat me to it. It all goes down at my house...

We had a neighborhood archery contest in my next door neighbor's place just the other day. I've found that I am not quite as good as I was 17 years ago when I used to do it regularly.
 
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