Why I hope The Singularity will not happen in my lifetime

[FUCK THE POLICE]

At some point in time, I want to die. However, I'm a procrastinator. And I know that, if we have the technology to conquer mortality, day after day I'm just going to be putting it off until, before you know it, I've gone and lived forever. Horrible situation for me.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

we thought you were already dead.......

 

[Minister of Truth]

we thought you were already dead.......

Its all those fucking 1-Ups he got using cheat codes. Personally, who needs cheat codes when you can just manhandle a princess for a few hours?