Why is it pointless for a woman to get her driver's license

[Trent]

Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom!

 

[Lao Tse]

So you can carry them like a six pack?

 

[evince]

Your Moms would be real proud

 

[Lao Tse]

You have no idea how tempted I was with your "I need filling in" thread.

I bet you do...

 

[evince]

believe me my choices for being "filled in" would not include you.

 

[Lao Tse]

believe me my choices for being "filled in" would not include you.

I don't believe you. You crave my gamete injector.

 

[evince]

fucking A, I just ate and you are going to make me yack

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

fucking A, I just ate and you are going to make me yack

Asshat's obese AND disgusting.

 

[Minister of Truth]

believe me my choices for being "filled in" would not include you.

Wow, I missed the source thread conversation, so I didn't realize Asshate was throwing out enuendo until this post. He's on a roll today!!!

As for driving, all I know is women my age get cheaper insurance, and it blows to high heaven!! Dammit, guys, keep it on the fucking road already!!!!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I don't believe you. You crave my gamete injector.

That may be true. I'd always heard Desh enjoys the little things in life.

 

[Minister of Truth]

BTW, Asshate, "gamete injector" is beneath even me. Try harder (no pun intended) next time.