Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Liberals not only believe in freedom and liberty but actually invented them.
Conservatives believe that liberty and freedom are just words to be used and say stupid things like "The reason we are invading Iraq is to protect your freedom."
Liberals work hard, are succesfull and enjoy life. (Which for some reason annoys conservatives).
Conservatives sit around, throw insults at people and are mad at everyone who is not like them and love to blame everyone else, that's not just like them, for their failings in life.
Liberals believe in science, the rule of law, the constitution, the Bill of rights and objectivity.
Conservatives believe in a big invisible guy in thy sky who is omniscient, omnipresent but just can't seem to manage money very well.
Liberals are egalitarian. They believe you should be judged by your talents, ability and the content of your character.
Conservatives believe that if you don't come from the right family then you are not even really a human being.
Liberals believe that there is a place in this world for all spiritual beliefs and that all are equally valid.
Conservatives believe that Jesus loves them and only them, even though every one else thinks there an asshole.
Liberals believe in free public education
Conservatives believe in child labor.
Liberals believe a worker has the right to organize and negotiate the value of their work.
Conservatives defend slavery.
Liberals believe in a well regulated market place and in fair competition.
Conservatives believe in monopolies and trusts.
Liberals serve their nation, when called upon, in times of war.
Conservatives obtain exemptions for penoidial cysts.
Liberals believe in universal suffrage.
Conservatives believe a womans place is in the home, bare footed and pregnant.
Liberals believe in self determination.
Conservatives know what is in your best interest better than you do.
Conservatives believe that liberty and freedom are just words to be used and say stupid things like "The reason we are invading Iraq is to protect your freedom."
Liberals work hard, are succesfull and enjoy life. (Which for some reason annoys conservatives).
Conservatives sit around, throw insults at people and are mad at everyone who is not like them and love to blame everyone else, that's not just like them, for their failings in life.
Liberals believe in science, the rule of law, the constitution, the Bill of rights and objectivity.
Conservatives believe in a big invisible guy in thy sky who is omniscient, omnipresent but just can't seem to manage money very well.
Liberals are egalitarian. They believe you should be judged by your talents, ability and the content of your character.
Conservatives believe that if you don't come from the right family then you are not even really a human being.
Liberals believe that there is a place in this world for all spiritual beliefs and that all are equally valid.
Conservatives believe that Jesus loves them and only them, even though every one else thinks there an asshole.
Liberals believe in free public education
Conservatives believe in child labor.
Liberals believe a worker has the right to organize and negotiate the value of their work.
Conservatives defend slavery.
Liberals believe in a well regulated market place and in fair competition.
Conservatives believe in monopolies and trusts.
Liberals serve their nation, when called upon, in times of war.
Conservatives obtain exemptions for penoidial cysts.
Liberals believe in universal suffrage.
Conservatives believe a womans place is in the home, bare footed and pregnant.
Liberals believe in self determination.
Conservatives know what is in your best interest better than you do.
