Lefties rely on us for survival, so they will never ever stop chasing after our paychecks. Can you really blame them? They need our paychecks to survive, so it's not like they will ever let up. They see our paychecks as their own, but we are constantly making it difficult for them. When they do get a piece of our paychecks, it is just not enough. To make things even worse, righties label them as thieves for taking a portion of that hard earned paycheck! How rude! Righties are so mean about handing over that paycheck, it's no wonder lefties think we are so mean and hateful. All we need to do is hand it over politely, and there would be peace at last.