Why wasn't Michelle "Big Mike" Obama at Carter's funeral?

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Scheduling conflict? All of the other former President's and their spouses managed to make it, but "Big Mike" couldn't? What did she have to do that was more important than paying respects to the former President?

Could you imagine if Melania had skipped out? The Marxists would be losing their mind right now about how disrespectful she was.

But "Big Mike" gets a pass. I wonder if she didn't have a black dress that could hide her dick?
 
Apparently the Scowlwoman only knows how to give offensive hand gestures. Guess she doesn’t know what happened to Big Mike

Don't worry, Beulah. Your toxic Obama-hater will be along shortly to assist in your racist obsession. Sip your tea and wait. lol
 

Scheduling conflict? All of the other former President's and their spouses managed to make it, but "Big Mike" couldn't? What did she have to do that was more important than paying respects to the former President?

Could you imagine if Melania had skipped out? The Marxists would be losing their mind right now about how disrespectful she was.

But "Big Mike" gets a pass. I wonder if she didn't have a black dress that could hide her dick?
It was good she didn't go. It was already the funeral of a President that passed on. No need for her to ugly it up and make it even worse. :)
 
He had jock itch


I heard he went to the White House to take his door knocker off the entrance to Barack's private room in the West Wing before Felonious moves in.

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Scheduling conflict? All of the other former President's and their spouses managed to make it, but "Big Mike" couldn't? What did she have to do that was more important than paying respects to the former President?

Could you imagine if Melania had skipped out? The Marxists would be losing their mind right now about how disrespectful she was.

But "Big Mike" gets a pass. I wonder if she didn't have a black dress that could hide her dick?
Admittedly, I'm way behind on this thread, I just had to tell you how much I'm cracking up right now. I'm sure you've wrote it hundreds of time before now and it likely originated elsewhere but believe it or not, I somehow haven't seen 'Big Mike' before, I'm laughing again as I type this. So, thank you for being the first to strike my humor nerve on JPP tonight. Bravo!
 
Admittedly, I'm way behind on this thread, I just had to tell you how much I'm cracking up right now. I'm sure you've wrote it hundreds of time before now and it likely originated elsewhere but believe it or not, I somehow haven't seen 'Big Mike' before, I'm laughing again as I type this. So, thank you for being the first to strike my humor nerve on JPP tonight. Bravo!
Glad I could help. You are correct, I did not coin the term Big Mike. Saw it in a meme and like you it tickled my funny bone. Clearly something is up that Big Mike had a scheduling conflict "he/she" couldn't accomodate to attend the funeral of an ex president. Nobody believes that bullshit excuse.
 

Scheduling conflict? All of the other former President's and their spouses managed to make it, but "Big Mike" couldn't? What did she have to do that was more important than paying respects to the former President?

Could you imagine if Melania had skipped out? The Marxists would be losing their mind right now about how disrespectful she was.

But "Big Mike" gets a pass. I wonder if she didn't have a black dress that could hide her dick?
Why are you so twisted about it?

The Felon showed.
 
Trump will be president in less than three (3) hours,

Trump departs church for Blair House.
 
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Scheduling conflict? All of the other former President's and their spouses managed to make it, but "Big Mike" couldn't? What did she have to do that was more important than paying respects to the former President?

Could you imagine if Melania had skipped out? The Marxists would be losing their mind right now about how disrespectful she was.

But "Big Mike" gets a pass. I wonder if she didn't have a black dress that could hide her dick?
Rumor is that Big Mike is very lazy.
 
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