Will the family values crowd make it rain in Tampa?

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Some Tampa strip clubs have taken out ads inviting GOP delegates "to party like a liberal" in a city where the "poles are open all night."


They're counting on the GOP convention to make it rain for a whole week.


Most "gentleman's clubs" are enthusiastically gearing up for the Republicans.


One might not equate lap dances with the political party that wraps itself in buttoned-down family values.


But upstanding men seem to seek out undressed women.


When the Christian group Promise Keepers held a convention in Tampa a couple of years ago, attendees flooded the 2001 Odyssey, co-owner Jim Kleinhans recalls. They had such a good time that "they kept their promise to come back the next night."


The porn star known for her resemblance to a certain former vice-presidential candidate -- Lisa Ann of Hustler's "Nailin' Paylin" videos -- has been signed for a "stimulating keynote undress." "I'll be getting topless," Lisa Ann says over the phone from Los Angeles. "You betcha I'm excited."



http://edition.cnn.com/2012/08/23/politics/tampa-gop-strip-clubs/index.html

 

[Howey]

This place will obviously be more packed with Republicans than the strip clubs.

The Republican National Convention is coming to Tampa, Fla., which means scores of deeply closeted conservatives will be looking to unwind from a long day of discriminating against gays with a long night of indiscriminate gay sex. Luckily, the staff at the Ybor Resort & Spa — billed as "Tampa's only gay-owned and gay-operated club, private resort, and bathhouse" — is willing to look past that hypocritical bigotry by offering free admission to discreetly homosexual Republicans. The resort promises "gang showers" and a "sling/cage room," plus all the lube and sex toys your deeply repressed sexual appetite can handle. Just watch out for Santorum, or things could get messy in a hurry.

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