Wingnut Movie Reviews by Mott The Hoople

Mott the Hoople

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I'll start with the greatest of all intelectual right wing films. "Winnie The Pooh and Tiger Too".

This movie was nominated for an acadamy award for best animated film but like most intellectual efforts by wingnuts....it failed.

Plot - Tiger, a cat of special talents, is derided by socialist elites Pooh, Rabbit and Piglet for not working as part of the collective. In an effort to get rid of Tiger the three try to lose him in a jaunt through the woods but end up trapped in a sand pit (a metaphor for gay marriage) where Rabbit is apostrophised by the leftist Pooh and Piglet for his industriousness. Rabbit using indpendent thought excapes the sand trap. Pooh and Piglet remained traped inside the sand pit until Pooh decides to follow his appetite for honey pots (a methaphor for taking gold he has not earned from those who produce wealth). Meanwhile poor Rabbit is chased and hounded and frightened by other members of the collective until he is rescued by Tiger who is seduced by rabbit into ice skating (a metaphor for gay sex), Tiger tries it but decides that he doesn't like it. Tiger than tries to escape with little Roo to try and protest Roo from the pedophillic rabbit but get's stuck in a tree. Tiger defiantly refused to leave the tree though the members of the commune offer to rescue him. Tiger cleans to his rugged individualism until he is unceremoniously dumped into the commune by the narrator (well known communist sympathiser Sebastion Cabot). The commune then refused to permit Tiger to bounce as it is an unfair advantage that makes the rest of the commune feel inadequate. However, industrious Mr. Rabbit derides the socialist commune and supports Tiger to express his talents who then joyfully bounces away to free market nirvana.

All in all this is the most staggering intellectual achievement for right wing ideology ever to be put on film prior to the release of "My Pretty Pony."
 
I'll start with the greatest of all intelectual right wing films. "Winnie The Pooh and Tiger Too".

This movie was nominated for an acadamy award for best animated film but like most intellectual efforts by wingnuts....it failed.

Plot - Tiger, a cat of special talents, is derided by socialist elites Pooh, Rabbit and Piglet for not working as part of the collective. In an effort to get rid of Tiger the three try to lose him in a jaunt through the woods but end up trapped in a sand pit (a metaphor for gay marriage) where Rabbit is apostrophised by the leftist Pooh and Piglet for his industriousness. Rabbit using indpendent thought excapes the sand trap. Pooh and Piglet remained traped inside the sand pit until Pooh decides to follow his appetite for honey pots (a methaphor for taking gold he has not earned from those who produce wealth). Meanwhile poor Rabbit is chased and hounded and frightened by other members of the collective until he is rescued by Tiger who is seduced by rabbit into ice skating (a metaphor for gay sex), Tiger tries it but decides that he doesn't like it. Tiger than tries to escape with little Roo to try and protest Roo from the pedophillic rabbit but get's stuck in a tree. Tiger defiantly refused to leave the tree though the members of the commune offer to rescue him. Tiger cleans to his rugged individualism until he is unceremoniously dumped into the commune by the narrator (well known communist sympathiser Sebastion Cabot). The commune then refused to permit Tiger to bounce as it is an unfair advantage that makes the rest of the commune feel inadequate. However, industrious Mr. Rabbit derides the socialist commune and supports Tiger to express his talents who then joyfully bounces away to free market nirvana.

All in all this is the most staggering intellectual achievement for right wing ideology ever to be put on film prior to the release of "My Pretty Pony."

You brought tears to my eyes!
 
I'm going to have to stay sober the next time I watch Winnie the Pooh, as I never realized it had right-wing values. Wait, is this just because it lacks profanity and intense sex?

FYI - my favorite character is Tiger. TTFN!
 
I'll start with the greatest of all intelectual right wing films. "Winnie The Pooh and Tiger Too".

This movie was nominated for an acadamy award for best animated film but like most intellectual efforts by wingnuts....it failed.

Speaking of failures... when mocking those for intellect, should you not be extra cautious to spell everything correctly?

Tigger is the character in Winnie the Pooh... he likes to bounce a lot...
 
Speaking of failures... when mocking those for intellect, should you not be extra cautious to spell everything correctly?

Tigger is the character in Winnie the Pooh... he likes to bounce a lot...
Actually that wasn't the only spellng error I made but you have to keep the OP in context. I wrote it as a rebuttal to Dixie's pinhead movie review.
 
Feeling a little warm Superfreak?

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