With drinking buddies like this.....

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Men sentenced for setting friend's crotch ablaze
The Associated Press

SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. --
Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

http://www.kentucky.com/523/story/467370.html
 
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Case in point that young men are total idiots.


If you pass out with your shoes on you get dicks drawn on you or pissed on or something.

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Like Chapelle says:

You can't pass out around white people. Everytime white dudes pass out around each other they always do some borderline gay shit when the guy is asleep.

"Frank fell asleep so we stuck a carrot in his ass."
 
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