woman had cockroach in her ear for 9 days after it crawled in while she was sleeping

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Katie Holley, who recently purchased a new home with her husband, said they had been diligent about hiring an exterminator to spray every three months in order to keep the cockroaches at bay.

However, one night she woke up after feeling “like someone had placed a chip of ice in my left earhole — but it was something way worse.”

In an essay published in SELF Magazine, Holley said she went to the bathroom and used a cotton swab to investigate, but to her horror felt something move.

“When I pulled the cotton swab out, there were two dark brown, skinny pieces stuck to the tip. Moments later, I came to the realization that they were legs. LEGS. Legs that could only belong to an adventurous palmetto bug exploring my ear canal,” she wrote.

Holley said her husband confirmed her fears that a roach had crawled into her ear, and tried to pull it out with a pair of tweezers but only managed to get two legs out. They rushed to the local hospital where a doctor administered a numbing agent that would also work to kill the bug.

“As the doctor administered Lidocaine, the roach began to…react,” she wrote. “Feeling a roach in the throes of death, lodged in a very sensitive part of your body, is unlike anything I can adequately explain.”
The doctor removed what he said was the entire cockroach in three pieces, and Holley was given a prescription for antibiotics.

Nine days later, she was still experiencing pain. She said that she told her primary care doctor what had happened, and a physician assistant flushed her ear four times. They discovered what she thought might be another leg.

“My physician proceeded to remove the leg and flush my ear again, only to examine it and see even more remnants,” Holley wrote. “She ended up pulling out six more pieces of the roach’s carcass — nine days after the incident took place.”

Instead of sending her home, the doctor suggested she see a specialist to ensure the entire bug was removed.

“Once I got situated in the fancy chair in his office later that day, the ENT placed some sort of microscope beside my ear. He didn’t say much, but he did confirm there was still ‘something in there,’” Holley wrote. “Using a tool that looked like very large scissors, he extracted
THE ENTIRE HEAD, UPPER TORSO, MORE LIMBS AND AN ANTENNAE.”

Holley said that the ENT told her she was the second case he had seen that day. She said she now sleeps with ear plugs and that they had the exterminator come back to the house to re-spray.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2018/...s-after-it-crawled-in-while-was-sleeping.html
 
We removed a packet of unopened ketchup from a dudes small bowel once.

And don’t ask about stuff that gets stuck where it’s not supposed be lol.
 
Oh God you people just don't know what misery is until you have had a live creature in your ear. One day I was standing talking to someone and a freaking fly went straight into my ear and worked itself all the way back to my ear drum. Having a buzzing thing on your ear drum is undoubted the worst torture one could have to endure. I had no choice but to smash it to death with q-tips. I was going to have a heart attack or stroke otherwise. Its buzzing was the most intense audible sensation I have ever experienced in my life. It took them forever to get that thing out too after I had smooshed it in there. When they finally decided they had about all they could get out, they sent me on my way and I developed the most hideous ear infection ever, undoubtedly the gallons of warm soapy water they used was a big contributor. I never really had ear problems before that, and that ear is still to this day troublesome and it has been almost 10 years.
 
Oh God you people just don't know what misery is until you have had a live creature in your ear. One day I was standing talking to someone and a freaking fly went straight into my ear and worked itself all the way back to my ear drum. Having a buzzing thing on your ear drum is undoubted the worst torture one could have to endure. I had no choice but to smash it to death with q-tips. I was going to have a heart attack or stroke otherwise. Its buzzing was the most intense audible sensation I have ever experienced in my life. It took them forever to get that thing out too after I had smooshed it in there. When they finally decided they had about all they could get out, they sent me on my way and I developed the most hideous ear infection ever, undoubtedly the gallons of warm soapy water they used was a big contributor. I never really had ear problems before that, and that ear is still to this day troublesome and it has been almost 10 years.

I do believe me, I was staying on a campsite in Avignon back in the 70s. I was feeling really happy as I just met a German woman in one of the bars and we went back for some good old fashioned Geschlechtsverkehr, as they say! Anyway, during the night, a beetle crawled into my ear and woke me up. I was pretty drunk but managed to find a matchstick to get it out, or some of it at least. I had to go to the campsite reception next morning and explain in French that there was a beetle in my ear. She laughed thinking I was just a stupid Englishman but when I become angry she got the message and rang up a local doctor. He was a little incredulous as well, until he had a look inside my ear and then pulled out out wing case. Cost me 25 francs, or around 6 dollars, which was a lot for me at the time.
 
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