Worst State in The Union
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Minister of Truth
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I like NJ because of Princeton and Rutgers. Also, NJ has Ohio beat by location. As I am fond of saying, if I am ever seriously fucked up by some mystery illness, airlift me to NJ, so that I can be treated at the Princeton Plainsborough Teaching Hospital. 
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911 EVERY DAY
Oklahoma or Mississippi.
I haven't been to either.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Why Oklahoma? The other deep south states are all way worse.
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WinterBorn
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Iowa, hands down.
I haven't been to every state, but Iowa is the ugliest place I have seen, with no redeeming features.
I haven't been to every state, but Iowa is the ugliest place I have seen, with no redeeming features.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
James T. Kirk is from Iowa. State saved!
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WinterBorn
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James T. Kirk is from Iowa. State saved!
And Mississippi gave us BB King, Bo Diddley, and Jimmy Buffet.
Iowa Flushed!!
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
see if we let YOU eat bacon any more.....
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WinterBorn
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Plenty of bacon raised right down here in the south. You just can't see the swine because we actually have hills and more than 9 trees.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
sorry, without Iowa there won't be enough to go around.....you can eat your trees instead.......
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WinterBorn
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Nah, we just won't ship any to New York or New Jersey.
Plus we have enough wild hogs to be a serious problems. It makes for leaner bacon.
PostmodernProphet
fully immersed in faith..
hmmm....we have corn fed beef, you have pine needle fed pork.......
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WinterBorn
Guest
LMAO!! WE have corn fed beef too. And the wild hogs are doing a number on the soybeans and corn, so they are extra tasty.
new jersey is a shithole.
michigan is the worst state though, because it has the worst city, detroit.
michigan is the worst state though, because it has the worst city, detroit.
/MSG/
Uwaa OmO
Grind, if you ever came to Detroit you'd change your tune.
yeah i would probably hate it more than I already do when the smell of fresh feces wafts through the air while I am trying to avoid tripping over leaking car batteries strewn about the street
Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Really?! Explain. I know its a common theme among Detroitiers that they will defend the city even though they know it sucks. So I'm wondering if it is that.
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It would change in that he'd be shot. That sort of changes your tune.