Your fav cookie is?

keebler elf sandies, without pecans.

and lately, i tried a regular ritz cracker, and they are awesome!! they might be more tasty than the sandies...
 
keebler elf sandies, without pecans.

and lately, i tried a regular ritz cracker, and they are awesome!! they might be more tasty than the sandies...

What?

Ritz have not been any good for like three recipes.

They have no structural integrity anymore...for most uses Ritz are now useless.




And they are not a cookie.
 
What?

Ritz have not been any good for like three recipes.

They have no structural integrity anymore...for most uses Ritz are now useless.




And they are not a cookie.

didn't say they were a cookie, but they are a snack similar to a cookie. and yes, they are the best. awesome.
 
There is no good microwave pizza...

Well the one I am eating is sure shit.

My wife does all the shopping, she earns all the money, she is a hot slut.

I cook and take care of the house and provide the dick.

But this pizza...I am not a fan.
 
Snickerdoodles and Toll House with double chips....

Hmmmm.

If I put a gun to your head and told you to choose one what would you say?

Sorry baby, I understand that you are my mistress and all but you have to follow the rules like everyone else.
 
Well the one I am eating is sure shit.

My wife does all the shopping, she earns all the money, she is a hot slut.

I cook and take care of the house and provide the dick.

But this pizza...I am not a fan.



Does she dance for money?
 
Well the one I am eating is sure shit.

My wife does all the shopping, she earns all the money, she is a hot slut.

I cook and take care of the house and provide the dick.

But this pizza...I am not a fan.



Your words about your wife
 
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